Shartist

A shartist is a person who has the grandiose delusion that they are a talented & legitimate artist, when infact they are nothing but a common shartist.

Keith Urban thinks his music makes him an artist, he ain't nothing but a shartist.

by Alden Henson Read July 8, 2017

smartificational

Adjective meaning extremely smart or extremely stupid.

Idiot 1:I spelled "mississippi"!
Idiot 2:You must be smartificational!

by Johnny Salazar February 23, 2008

sharticipation

the feeling one has when they want to shit, or fart (unknown) and are scared of what will come out if they try too hard.
see shart

"Dude, I’m going to the bathroom"
"Why?"
"I can't stand the sharticipation"
"what the fuck are you talking about?"
"I don’t know if I have to shit or fart, and I’d rather not figure it out here"

by Craig McRae July 18, 2006

Sharticle

Articles that are a bit on the poo side

"Poo Buses set to take over Norwich"? What a sharticle!

by Barshens July 31, 2016

Sparting

Farting on your signifigant other in bed while spooning.

Babe, you're never eating chilli for dinner again. I was spooning you when you fell asleep and you just kept sparting on me.

by mamadids October 16, 2013

shartimusprime

A hella sick Youtube action figure reviewer with a taste for Marvel Legends

Jay C- 'Oi man, is shartimusprime's merch still available?'
Sean Long- 'Yeah man, it is.'

by omega_red June 24, 2018

Smartism

When a teacher only likes students who are smart.

"oh that's smartism. She only likes people who get straight A's"

by Manny028 August 19, 2019