Schizo Sparring

Fighting your own imaginations. Just like shadow boxing but a little more lifelike.

Me and the gang(Imagination) were out doing some light schizo sparring before the workout.

by anonymous November 21, 2023

I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali

the man, the myth, the legend. the man that sparred for Mohammed ali.

The legend: You wanna fight?
Man 1/2: woah woah woah!
The legend: I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali, i'll take any two of you on right now!
man 1: What? Mohammed? Ali?! *gulp*
the legend: thats right!
man 1: *laughs*

by Kumbear December 16, 2022

Spar

Spar is like clart from the GLC, listen to them all theyre the bomb from Newport. The goldie lookin chain. Checkout all their old albums spar

Clart: Orit spar fancy a fat spliff wot i made
Spar: nah clart i got one of my own

by Step lupid April 5, 2021

Sparring

Being really mad, specifically directed towards other people.

John got cut off in traffic yesterday. He was absolutely sparring.

by VagabondFeline December 23, 2024

Light Spar

The act of agreeing to a round of playful, relaxed, simulated fighting followed by a violent overreaction to any shot landed cleanly.

Ay cuh, let’s have a light spar, I’m not tryna get CTE up in this bih.

by Bigdawgfindawg July 5, 2025

sparse water

An objectively better way to refer to clouds :)

"Wow, look at the sparse water!"
"I don't see any sparse water."
"Oh."

by keppycs February 29, 2024

Sparse

The opposite of ate. When somebody thinks what they are doing is cool, but it's not.

Terry: Man I just ate!

Greg: Nah man, sparse!

by RootDude68 March 4, 2024