stagnitude

The art of doing nothing in terms of one's metabolism.

The chief characteristic of Sheila's lifestyle, aside from her stagnitude, is her diet of Luther Burgers, three meals a day.

by Jamysyn August 16, 2017

Splatitude

A meaningless self-quote (usually in a swirly font on a busy background) trying to sound philosophical, but falling as flat as a lead balloon.

His endless strings of splatitudes made him a bore at parties.

by CaroRio January 21, 2021

Slagnitude

The sliding scale from 1 to 11 of how much of a slag a person has been or is being at a given moment or during an event.

I might have gotten my tits out at that house party but I didn't suck anybody off in the bathroom so I was only operating at slagnitude 5.

by Dan Dreadnought January 29, 2022

Slavitude

When you want to enforce slavery, but it's past the civil rights movement and you have to make it sound cool.

Yo, your work ethic is fringing' pond my slavitude.

by Knick Knack Paddysack July 13, 2024

Slavitude

When you want to enforce slavery, but it's past the civil rights movement and you have to make it sound cool.

Yo, your work ethic is fringin' pond my slavitude.

by Knick Knack Paddysack July 13, 2024