Takin my talents to southbeach 

To bail out of a deal, obligation, or family.

Jim is a deadbeat. He took his talents to southbeach and is fuckin his secretary.

I'm takin my talents to southbeach and gettin a new job.

Takin my talents to southbeach by cleveland_fans_99 November 14, 2011

southbeard 

Polite, yet completely obvious slang for pubic hair, generally a female's.

''Dude, that White lassie has a weird thing going on with her southbeard''

''I get it, you need to...give the old southbeard a trim''

southbeard by facesitter February 11, 2010

Southeast Texas Piñata Surprise 

Sex finishing move. Southeast Texas is hot and sticky. The piñata is your balls and the surprise, well.... When your about to finish have your partner suck on your balls (piñata) and when the time come quickly pop your piñata out of thier mouth and cover them in your man candy.

I gave the girl from Vidor a Southeast Texas Piñata Surprise and she quickly scrambled trying to pick up all my man candy

Southeast Texas Piñata Surprise by eddsned September 9, 2016

Southeastern

Southeastern: (n)
The biggest fuckery to grace the earth since BOD's birth. Seriously though, they are the leading cause of cancer (and tourettes in Brendan's case) and deserve to be sent to the deepest depths of hell

Guy 1: man my train was cancelled today and they only gave me 90p in return. Fuck southeastern!
Guy 2. I think they gave you cancer as well mate...

Southeastern by Kemsing531 May 14, 2017

southeast wichita 

The Southeast side of Wichita Kansas is where crime rates have been high as of 2015 that includes zip codes 67218

67218 Wichita Ks Southeast Wichita Definition: Southeast Wichita

southeast wichita by Southeast Wichita October 18, 2018

Southeast Comeback 

A football game where one team is beating the other by a large amount, but in the second half, the other team starts to come back only to lose by a touchdown or less.

“Did you see the football game last night? That was a close one!”
“Eh, they just had a Southeast Comeback”

Southeast Comeback by Gaberino December 17, 2018

Southeast Missouri 

So you know how there’s a place called the bottom of the barrel? Well this is the place when the barrel is empty and dry and they decide to squeeze the barrel one last time in an attempt to milk the barrel dry. There’s noone from there and Noone wants to be there. It truly is the Most beautiful place you’ll ever live.

How’d you learn to be good at everything you do?

Oh, well I went to Southeast Missouri state university.
It’s down in Southeast Missouri.

Southeast Missouri by Riehnbean m January 13, 2022