Scottie Barnes

The best fuking NBA player of all time. He’s the real deal and nobody should ever mess with him. If u ever make Scottie mad get ready for him to drop 100 on u. Also the greatest Toronto Raptor of all time DADDIES

OMG who just gave that man a facial?
SCOTTIE BARNES FUKING NIGGA

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crushin' softies

Is a term of art used to describe a methodology employed by the US Military in an effort to siphon out homosexuals from service in response to the apparent lack of success of federal statute 10 U.S.C. § 654, or more commonly referred to as the "Don't ask, Don't tell" policy. If a male serving in any military branch is suspected of engaging in homosexual activity, they will be called before there superior officer and asked to crush softies with one of there peers. To "crush" the suspected gay will pull out his penis and press it against the penis of his crushing partner. The idea is that the male's penis will remain flaccid and non-erect when pressed against the other male's wiener if he straight, thus proving his true sexuality. However if his penis becomes erect (a boner), the male has failed the test, and undoubtedly likes to sex other males in the fanny, thus precluding him from further military service. (Other words/phrases synonymous with the test include: "the crush game", "bumpin' soft-dick", "hamin' sandies" and "Captain Crunchin"). A similar test has been used to target homosexual females, known as "crushin' tits", however results are generally understood as unreliable due to varying room temperatures and the fact that no one cares if hoes wanna scissor each other.

Soldier: "Lieutenant Nilbog I've got some serious news. Private Johnson just got walked in on making a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread and listening to Coldplay!"

Lieutenant: "Holy fuck. Go get Johnson immediately and bring him in here. You two are gonna be crushin' softies till we get to the bottom of this."

by General Goblincock April 14, 2010

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shotties

A variation of the bong native to SouthWest England, where a straight tube is used instead of a conventional "gauze type" bong tube.

The end of the shottie tube (also known as a downie or downpipe/tube) is plugged with a small amount of rolling tobacco, onto which a thin layer of crushed or chopped cannabis is applied. The user then lights the cannabis/tobacco plug until such time as all of the cannabis glows red and the plug can be seen to slide down the tube. At this point, the user gives a sharp tug to pull the cannabis/tobacco into the bong water, the smoke is then inhaled, providing the user with a more intense hit than that provided by conventional smoking paraphenalia, this means shotties provide a both economical and enjoyable smoking experience

by DJ darklight February 20, 2007

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stottie

A large,white,round,flat breadbun sold in the north east of england. Stotties are mainly sold in Greggs the bakers. I've heard the name stottie originates from when they we're first made many years ago, the bakers used to throw the dough at the floor to check the consistancy, 'stot' being a northern word for throw.

The word stottie is also a local slang word for 'erection'...look av got a stottie!

' am gannin doon greggs for a stottie'

by strawberrycherry November 5, 2008

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Scottie Pippen

NBA hall of famer who won 6 titles while playing for the Chicago Bulls alongside Michael Jordan. Most famous for blocking Justin Bieber's jumpshot during the 2011 NBA All-Star Celebrity Game.

Scottie Pippen: Go back to Canada pussy!

by D-robs March 6, 2011

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