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Sophmorgy

A Sophmorgy is the act of several Sophmores in High-school or College getting together on the weekend and having massive orgies that usually involve no condoms and lots of assplay.
Depending on the hosts home, typical household pets such as dogs may be sucked off in the process, making it a win-win for everyone involved.
It typically happens due to the newfound sense of faggotry that comes with shedding of the title "Freshmen".

Side effects include HIV, Babies, Abortions, Anal Tearing and a false sense of accomplishment in regards to their social status's.
Hey, me and 10 other Sophmores are getting together this weekend to take part in the Sophmorgy of the year, we are going to take turns jerking and sucking the dog, maybe if everyone is up to it we can all lose our virginity status and gain the HIV status.
by Slayer of Poon April 1, 2011
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Sophocicatephobia

Word meaning "having a fear of jerking off."
He doesn't know what's gonna happen and he doesn't wanna know. Frankly, I think it's a great feeling, but he doesn't understand that and won't ever go through with it or bother to try it once. Recently, I say he's got Sophocicatephobia.
by Anthony Ayrapetyan June 8, 2017
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Sophmoreitis

The overwhelming overload given to a 10th grader in high school when they over occupy their time with stressful and unentertaining activities and were not prepared enough their freshman year.
Oml all of this work is making me feel like I got a case of sophmoreitis coming on.
by Yogurlfrommathclass October 15, 2018
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sophomoritis

Have you heard of senioritis? Yes. You have. How about sophomoreitis? Probably not. Why, you ask?

Because, it is new! Never been seen before! Wow!

Seniors give up on trying, because they have already worked they tushes off in high school to get where they are. Sophomores feel the same way but unfortunately for them, the worst is yet to come. Junior year, only several months away. The most strenuous year of HS. Yikes.

What is the cure for sophomoritis? There is none. Good luck soldier. Only two to three more years.
Joe: Hello Becky. Are you looking forward to our 10th grade class trip?

Becky: No, I already have sophomoritis.

Joe: Oh no! Becky, be honest. Are you depressed?

Becky: Yes.
Joe: I do not know how to respond to this.
Becky: You could kiss me.
Joe: Becky, no. That would be inappropriate. This sophomoritis really IS messing with your head!

Becky: Haha yes, very true Joe. I am not ok. Haha. Ha. Haha. Ha.
by MendesSoldierNY March 8, 2022
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Sophobic

Something that isn't any form of homophobic, but gets called that anyways to make you seem like a bad person
"Oh, I'm sorry, was that Sophobic of me?"
by Bungee with a Gungee May 4, 2022
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Sophmore

The two misspellings of sophomore: softmore and sophmore.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 2, 2022
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