Slongker

A male or female with an abnormally large penis whose bulge is often visible.

Example1
Girl1: Ewww, I would never date that guy.
Girl2: Well i know i would. See that bulge in his pants? He's clearly a slongker.
Girl1: Well now that you mention it....

Example2
Guy1: Gosh I don't know what to do. My dick keeps hitting my knee when i run.
Guy2: Gross man, I don't want to hear your slongker problems.

Example3
Guy1: That girl over there is totally a slongker.
Guy2: I didnt know girls had penises.
Guy1: ...They dont...usually.
Guy2: Wha?

by I3loop April 9, 2014

solangie

A girl that is beautiful. Usually has curly hair and a great body. She is funny and always likes to make the people around her feel better. It's always a great day with them.

Solangies so great!

by Life January 25, 2015

It's been so long

Since I have seen my son, lost to the man behind the slaughter.

Five Nights at Freddy's 2 Song - The Living Tombstone (FNAF2) It's been so long

by Pieceofshit43 May 6, 2020

shlong

Not just a general term for the male genitalia, but one that describes a penis with substantial length and girth.

Holy shit, check out the shlong on that porn star!! He's really packin' some meat!

by Aw yeah October 14, 2003

Smlong

When something is both small but long at the same time.

That cat is so cute, she is so smlong. (small and long)

by Aikaa desu December 7, 2021

Solangelo

It is a great ship that NO ONE should mess with

Solangelo is great

by fiki<3 January 8, 2022

Under Shlong

A under mounted kitchen sink that a man can use to wash his cock and balls.

After a not so promising day shopping for a new sink Mr. Know-it-all came home and washed his junk in his Under Shlong.

by Aisle 41 December 1, 2013