Mr. Softie

Fake Penis for Packing in Your Pants, akin to a dildo BUT only intended to be worn for show in underwear. FTM trans. sometimes wear these, or men with a small package who want to appear larger. Brand Name.

I was packing my Mr. Softie in my panties and he fell out.
Mr. Softie sure looks better than a roll of Quarters in your pants.

by fixitman July 6, 2010

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sootle

A cuddly sort of love. Can be used as verb.

Honey, I sootle you so much.

by gingersail November 20, 2004

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Softer Issue

When mans r dealin wit an issue an its soft

YOU SEEE DAT MAN. Crunch dat. Softer issue.

by TorontoHoodman123 April 29, 2019

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sofiley

One of the cutest ships in the world and everyone can't eat for them to get to together

1: Have you heard of sofiley?
2: No what is it?
1: It's my favourite ship

by Lol yeah hi November 18, 2021

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Softhenic Petals

Softhenic Petals is a docile sword clan with some of the nicest and funniest members. If you ally with them you better bet they got your back when you need help with events. Softhenic Petals is a clan that doesn't need exploiters or degenerates but a community with fun and opportunities.

What is a good newgen clan?
Softhenic Petals is a good clan!

by ExoticPetai October 21, 2021

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