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cum sock surprise

When you ejaculate into a sock and repeatedly strike the woman until she’s bruises.
“Hey, where’d you get those bruises?”
“I got a cum sock surprise from my fiancé”
by bocaj January 2, 2021
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Fetid Russian Cum Sock

Also known as the 45th President of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump.
Can you believe that Fetid Russian Cum Sock said he would commit felonies again to win the presidency?
by Trumpo the Clown June 20, 2019
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National Cum Sock Day

On April 13, all cum socks that have been used are to be disposed of in either an ocean, a lake, or a fire.

Doing this task will grant you the lucky nut for the rest of the year
by CumSocks69 April 11, 2019
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Snot Rocket Cum Sock

where you make an artificial pussy out of a sock and then proceed to shoot a snot rocket into it as a lubricant and then proceed to ejaculate into it.
hey have you tried the snot rocket cum sock it feels so good?
by allahs persnal fiddler May 26, 2020
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Poop Cock Cum Sock

Poop cock cum sock hearts my anus so bad.
by Loadonmychode October 29, 2020
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cum sock

a nigga that makes socks hard
gage-imma go use my fat cum sock
kayden- ok nigger boy pass it to me after so i can shove it up my pink asshole
by G6$niper864 December 20, 2023
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Cum sock

A sock dedicated to being cummed into, mostly by horny teenage boys, who do this act on a regular basis.
"oh dude I'm horny again, good thing I stole this sock from my sister, now I can use it as a cum sock"
by WIngedHussarOfWar November 28, 2024
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