im soaked

when you are on da b-ball court and are neva scared of taking a shot because you dont miss

E ROCK DA J - im soaked
n with money - i know, let me grab you another towel

by formeldahyde August 8, 2009

soaked

When you have had way to much to drink and are flat-faced drunk.

Man, that dude is SOAKED!!!

by shinytown December 3, 2016

Soaked Balls

When your jizz blast is not strong enough to fully shoot from your cock so it just exits your japseye and dribbles down your cock and balls.

Barry: I’ve already jizzed 3 times I’m worried I’m going to get Soaked Balls if I go again

by Grant Hansen August 13, 2018

soaked her socks

Making a woman so wet her socks are soaked

I was flirting with that woman so hard she soaked her socks.

by R1ch4rd Bre4th October 29, 2019

Sharked it

A phrase you use when someone ruins the joke after trying to add onto it

Person 1: *says joke*
Person 2: *tries to add onto the joke and kills it*
Person 3: You sharked it you bicundevul

by Shistaïnmaster August 28, 2020

Pigeon-Soaked

Being uncomfortably wet in a very small amount.

Jim: (steps in puddle) Damit! I'm so Pigeon-Soaked right now!
Bill: ....what?

by Hedry Gerard Westingson Alamo June 14, 2010

Starked

See also: getting dicked, getting fucked, screwed... only worse. "STARKED:" For a person To be totally fucked over, screwed, betrayed, deceived, hurt, injured or all manner of imaginable and seemingly unimaginable wickedness befalls the person, especially when the person has acted with integrity, nobly, honorably, justly, kindly, or just all around was a good person with good intentions acting in a respectable, good way, doing the right thing, despite an inkling that doing the wrong thing would be both easier and probably turn out better for them. Taken from the misfortunes of the Stark family in the Game of thrones TV series, and A Song of Ice and Fire book series.

Some Guy: "My friend, against his better judgement, stopped on the side of the road outside newark in a dangerous area to help an elderly woman who was attempting to change a tire the other day."
Some Other Guy: "yeah? That was nice of him. What happened?"
Some Guy: " after he got down on the ground to change the tire, he realized it wasn't flat, that's when six guys jumped him, broke 17 bones, blinded him, crushed his testicles, stole his wallet, his phone, and his car. Turns out his girlfriend who was with him was sleeping with one of the assailants and gave him directions down this backroom so they could mug him... then they used his ID and keys to go to his house, they looted it and burned it to the ground. His girlfriends missing and... and they don't know if he'll make it... they beat him senseless and hes in the ICU."
Some Other Guy: "oh damn son, he got STARKED yo!!! STARKED fuckin' Hard!"
Some Guy: "totally... he was properly Starked.

by Dustinofftheclassics September 4, 2015