Term used to define the Saturday, February 6 2010 storm that dropped 30+ inches on Washington, DC and its surrounding areas, as well as the aftermath of chaos that ensued. The storm was the largest in 90 years in the region, and it effectively shut down the city for 84 hours (and was followed by another large storm on Wednesday, February 10, 2010). The term was first used by the AP.
by eliotdotcom February 9, 2010
Get the Snowtorious B.I.G. mug.The act of filling up a ice tray and ejaculating into the tray. Then you freeze the cum cubes for peoples enjoyment.
Matt G was being annoying so i gave him a SacaJawea snowstorm, luckily he began to suck on the cum cubes after he finished his drink.
by Down boy February 22, 2009
Get the Sacajawea Snowstorm mug.The feeling a teacher gets while waiting for the announcement of a school delay or cancellation due to snow. Snowticipation is closely followed by soul-crushing disappointment when school is on-time or by sheer elation when a delay or closure is confirmed.
Side effects of snowticipation include: frequent checking of local meteorologists' reports, refreshing school district's websites, and obsessively checking social media.
Side effects of snowticipation include: frequent checking of local meteorologists' reports, refreshing school district's websites, and obsessively checking social media.
by teachsohard January 13, 2015
Get the snowticipation mug.n. Snowtard, v. Snowtarded, adj. Snowtarded pejorative.
A snowtard is a driver who, when introduced to a snowy/icy environment will act entirely inappropriately.
There are many ways in which you can express your self as a snowtard, some are more dangerous than others.
The most common and harmless snowtard is one who simply avoids leaving his or her house at the sight of snow, he or she is most likely to become a problem when calling you and either flaking out on previous plans or asking you for help in the form of transportation.
Another type of snowtard is considerably more visible, this is the moron you'll see spinning his or her tires for the sole purpose of destroying them. This type rarely goes very far and will often abandon their vehicle in the middle of the most heavily used arterial road because of a flat tire which he or she probably can't even change.
The final type of snowtard that I will be explaining today is the maverick type; this moron has a fairly decent vehicle equipped with AWD, traction control, snow tires, etc. and has come to the conclusion that they are completely invincible to snow. You will notice this person getting as close as possible to your rear bumper honking and beaming their 10,000 watt xenon lights into your car like a fucking UFO, when they finally get over the superiority of showing you how slow they think you are they will pass you and proceeded to go twice the speed limit. You will later find their car upside-down in a nearby ditch as the maverick snowtard doesn't understand the new difficulty created by the snow.
A snowtard is a driver who, when introduced to a snowy/icy environment will act entirely inappropriately.
There are many ways in which you can express your self as a snowtard, some are more dangerous than others.
The most common and harmless snowtard is one who simply avoids leaving his or her house at the sight of snow, he or she is most likely to become a problem when calling you and either flaking out on previous plans or asking you for help in the form of transportation.
Another type of snowtard is considerably more visible, this is the moron you'll see spinning his or her tires for the sole purpose of destroying them. This type rarely goes very far and will often abandon their vehicle in the middle of the most heavily used arterial road because of a flat tire which he or she probably can't even change.
The final type of snowtard that I will be explaining today is the maverick type; this moron has a fairly decent vehicle equipped with AWD, traction control, snow tires, etc. and has come to the conclusion that they are completely invincible to snow. You will notice this person getting as close as possible to your rear bumper honking and beaming their 10,000 watt xenon lights into your car like a fucking UFO, when they finally get over the superiority of showing you how slow they think you are they will pass you and proceeded to go twice the speed limit. You will later find their car upside-down in a nearby ditch as the maverick snowtard doesn't understand the new difficulty created by the snow.
by P. Fillmore December 23, 2008
Get the Snowtard mug.The guy is working the girl from behind and cums in her asshole. She turns around and gets him to eat her out and while his face is downtown, she farts in it. And that's what you call a Dirty Snowstorm.
by knarfrefinnej May 15, 2006
Get the dirty snowstorm mug.A tidal wave of heavy, packed snow, plowed onto your driveway by a city snow plow truck, and usually just shortly after you have spent a couple of hours shovelling out your driveway by hand.
by woiseau April 1, 2008
Get the snownami mug.To complete a Snowstorm Shake one must
start by separating himself from the girl and
inexplicably pelvic thrust, gyrate, and twist the knee
in a disturbing manner until the girl least expects it.
Pounce on her, put on snow goggles, thrust, and just
before climax pour baby powder into ones hands and
make it snow at climax by throwing powder into the air
creating a falling snow effect while pulling out and skeeting
on the girl and laughing at her because she doesn't have goggles.
start by separating himself from the girl and
inexplicably pelvic thrust, gyrate, and twist the knee
in a disturbing manner until the girl least expects it.
Pounce on her, put on snow goggles, thrust, and just
before climax pour baby powder into ones hands and
make it snow at climax by throwing powder into the air
creating a falling snow effect while pulling out and skeeting
on the girl and laughing at her because she doesn't have goggles.
by Yonelle February 11, 2009
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