Snowboard Kids
Snowboard Kids by your mother123454 March 12, 2009
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Russian Snowboard
The act of having sex with the man positioned behind the woman on the top of a large flight of stairs. Just as the male ejaculates he pushes the woman down the stairs and rides her face first to the bottom.
Man: I gave Jimmy's mom a Russian Snowboard and she has been in a coma for three weeks. How is she doing?
Doctor: She'll never walk again...
Man: Epic...
Doctor: She'll never walk again...
Man: Epic...
Russian Snowboard by RSB4L March 22, 2010
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Snowboard
Becky: “It’s cold outside; I think I need somebody to worm me up.” Frank: “You can take a ride on my snowboard. That will worm you up.” or "Jerrad doesn't just have a penis. He's got a snowboard." or "Take a look at my thick, tan, 10" snowboard"
slowboarder
Often misspelled as SNOWBOARDER, a person who straps themself to one board (while everyone knows two are better) and procedes to slide down a snow covered slope on it. Slowboarders abide by Murphy's law as seen when you, who know what you are doing, are going down a mountain, and they materialize in front of you, causing a crash of you, him/her/it, or both.
Also like to sit down in the middle of a good run, obstructing and ruining it.
Commonly confused with picnickers, idiots, morons, wanksters, retards, or fags
Also like to sit down in the middle of a good run, obstructing and ruining it.
Commonly confused with picnickers, idiots, morons, wanksters, retards, or fags
DAMMIT! That slowboarder ruined my run again by getting in my way and now my lift ticket is suspended.
slowboarder by Zack726 December 28, 2005
Snowboard
the act of snowboarding. There really are two categories to it.
FREERIDE
famous people - Craig Kelly
Probably the most liberating action ever known to man. Ripping up an untouched powder bowl in Whistler or Baker. This is the superior of the two. Often involves natural things. Wind made Jumps, Trees, broken logs, etc.
FREESTYLE
famous people - Shaun White
The lesser of the two, though still better than Skiing. This often involves Rails, Boxes and large man made jumps. Also this is the activity that most posers claim to do, as it is more fashionable at the moment, made famous by the Olympics and X-Games.
FREERIDE
famous people - Craig Kelly
Probably the most liberating action ever known to man. Ripping up an untouched powder bowl in Whistler or Baker. This is the superior of the two. Often involves natural things. Wind made Jumps, Trees, broken logs, etc.
FREESTYLE
famous people - Shaun White
The lesser of the two, though still better than Skiing. This often involves Rails, Boxes and large man made jumps. Also this is the activity that most posers claim to do, as it is more fashionable at the moment, made famous by the Olympics and X-Games.
Snowboarder: Wanna go snowboardin today?
Friend: Dude... its fuckin july
Snowboarder: So? we can still session Mount Hood in Oregon.
Friend: Thats like a 5 hour drive
Snowboarder: so?
Friend: ok, lets go for it. I'll buy beer.
Poser: Hey I heard you talkin. I can totally jib that massive rainbow ramp over at the park dude. I just got a new Burton snowboard and spent a few grand, its the best.
Snowboarder: go eat some cock you stupid ass poser. I'll beat you up with your bindings. go away.
Poser: asshole.
Snowboarder: Thats it. (proceed to beat up with anything at hand)
Friend: Dude... its fuckin july
Snowboarder: So? we can still session Mount Hood in Oregon.
Friend: Thats like a 5 hour drive
Snowboarder: so?
Friend: ok, lets go for it. I'll buy beer.
Poser: Hey I heard you talkin. I can totally jib that massive rainbow ramp over at the park dude. I just got a new Burton snowboard and spent a few grand, its the best.
Snowboarder: go eat some cock you stupid ass poser. I'll beat you up with your bindings. go away.
Poser: asshole.
Snowboarder: Thats it. (proceed to beat up with anything at hand)
Snowboard boot blumpkin
The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump and simultaneously having your snowboard boots removed after a long days boarding.
Greg wasn't quite sure what relieved him more ... the girl on his cock - the freshly laid turd or the wave of relief as his boots where swiftly tugged from his feet ...
Voilà!! the 'Snowboard boot blumpkin' :p
Voilà!! the 'Snowboard boot blumpkin' :p
Snowboard boot blumpkin by Purple Alien February 19, 2012
ghetto snowboard
Can't afford to fork over $400 for a snowboard? Just grab a skateboard deck with no wheels and shred the gnar with your ghetto snowboard, ya cheap bastard.
ghetto snowboard by Midnight Noon February 28, 2018