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Jerk N Snooze

The act of masterbaition followed by immedite snooze, or slumber. Mostly done after intense workout or at bed time.
When Charlie got done rapping in zombies, he decided to Jerk N Snooze for a bit before going to the club.
by GangUVHoes February 27, 2011
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Snoggles

It's a cute thing between snogging and cuddles. To be honest; It's one of the nicest things, it's cute, and comforting. Perfect for quiet nights in with the one who you love. Nothing is better. :) <3

Better than a snog, and a cuddle. A Snoggle
Fliss: I want cuddles.
Josh: I'll give you snoggles. It's much better
Fliss: It is :) I Love You
Josh: I Love You too.
by Gawur-ness February 7, 2010
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snog scale

a scale used to define where you are dating wise
5 sticky eyes (Be careful using this. I’ve still got some complete twit following me around like a seeing-eye dog.)
1 holding hands
2 arm around
3 goodnight kiss
4 kiss lasting over three minutes without a breath (What you need for this is a sad mate who’s got a watch but no boyfriend.)
4.5 hand snogging (I really don’t want to go into this. Ask Jas.)
5 open mouth kissing
6 tongues
6.5 ear snogging
6.75 neck nuzzling
7 upper body fondling – outdoors
8 upper body fondling – indoors (in bed)
Virtual number 8 (When your upper body is not actually being fondled in reality, but you know that it is in your snoggees head.)
9 below waist activity (or bwa) (Apparently this can include flashing your pants. Don’t blame me. Ask Jules.)
10 the full monty (Jas and I were in the room when Dad was watching the news and the newscaster said, “Tonight the Prime Minister has reached Number 10.” And Jas and I had a laughing spaz to end all laughing spazzes.)
i got to number 8 on the snog scale with mark last night!!
by Eza January 3, 2008
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Fox Snooze

It's called Fox Snooze cuz their anchors are asleep at the wheel.
by Scalcar March 9, 2009
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snooze control

The period of time when one's desire to stay in bed is so strong they repeatedly hit the snooze bar on their alarm clock, without conciously being aware of it.
Sorry I'm late guys, my snooze control lasted for 30 minutes this morning
by VHosey December 12, 2008
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Hog Snog

Snogging a guy who is really ugly and pig like.
Charlotte: That guy Moon wants me
Laura: OH, hog snog!
by Laura-Loralie February 4, 2009
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Angus thongs and perfect snogging

A film that came out when you were 12 and you thought this would happen in high-school but there was never a Robbie or your mum would let you rent a nightclubs for your 15th
"Ya seen that film called Angus thongs and perfect snogging its bloody ace,but title never happen to you Georgia"
by Gerty3 December 6, 2016
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