car seat headrest

a sutile form of saying you are either gay and furry OR you have never felt the touch of a woman

-dude i love car seat headrest!
-damn you should look for a therapist

by regiregiregi December 6, 2020

Why don't you have a seat?

The command used by Chris Hansen, of Dateline NBC, before publicly humiliating and destroying would be child molestors on national television. No matter how much the child molestor wants to run, for reasons unknown to man, he cannot leave and always takes a seat.

Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat?
Child Molestor: Oh shit! I swear I wasn't going to do anything with that 13 year old boy. I have to go now!
Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat right over there.
Child Molestor can't help himself, and has a seat.

by BNov December 4, 2007

The Senate

Also known as the man himself, Palpatine. This man has so much power that he screeches through the air like a raging madman. He refuses to have anyone else defy his position as THE SENATE.

Be careful of "The Senate" Billy. That man can fry cook you like Gordan Ramsey's personal cooker.

by SomeOldMeme January 14, 2019

Seattle Cheese Steak

A vagina after sexual intercourse where Cheese Whiz has been used as lubricant.

We did some experimenting in the bedroom last night and she ended up with a Seattle Cheese Steak

by bestfuckever April 1, 2011

Seattle Dog

When a guy has sex with a girl who has a pretty bad case of vaginal yeast infection so his penis gets covered with a thick, white discharge from her vagina. Named after Seattle Dog (food) which is a hot dog covered with cream cheese.

When he pulled out, his penis looked like a Seattle Dog.

by Amms16 December 28, 2016

Senator Steven Armstrong

Senator Armstrong is a senator that has nanomachines that could've gone pro if he didn't join the navy.

Senator Steven Armstrong is sexy

by sexymf99 July 3, 2022

Ejector seat

The utterance of any phrase, mid coitus, with the intent of ending said sexual act as rapidly as possible.

As Sean had Shannon bent over the couch he went for the ejector seat maneuver by asking her: 'you don't mind that I'm just using you for sex here, do you?' - Shannon went ballistic . . . . . .

by axeman6980 October 13, 2010