sneaky snorkel

The act of trying to consume alcohol without detection. Sometimes applies to drinkers under 21, but is more often used to describe an adult who enjoys an alcoholic drink at potentially inappropriate times.

May also be shortened to just "snorkel"
She keeps a small flask in her purse for the occasional sneaky snorkel.

Where's Chris?
I think he's outside having a snorkel.
by rassoodock September 07, 2009
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Sneaky Parrot

Placing one's penis on the shoulder of a partner while he/she is distracted with another task. Most often done while the victim is seated.
His wife was busy working on the computer and not paying attention to him - he quietly walked up to her and performed the sneaky parrot. She laughed.
by G-$$ April 11, 2011
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Sneaky link

Meet a girl or guy and have sex or fuck somewhere without anybody knowing
by Uffthatguy October 27, 2018
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sneaky links

it’s a appointment or a “link” that a female or male make so that one and another can meet. no one but them supposed to know. on these “links” most of the time pussy and dick is exchanged.
*texts ex while drunk*

“sneaky links? 🤫”
by XGORDA March 28, 2020
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sneaky packy

The Australian military art form of conducting an undetected pack march in order to get jack rations during the middle of the night.
Private "This field training exercise sucks, I could really go for some Krispy Kreme donuts"

Lance Corporal "Lets conduct a sneaky packy to 7 Eleven to get some then"

Private "Good idea boss individual"
by Loosedigger May 27, 2017
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Sneaky Pints

The act of going to the pub with one or more colleagues during work hours for beer. The best way to do this is to arrange a false meeting that your boss thinks you're attending while in reality you and the dude from the finance department will be downing pints at an Irish pub.
1 pm Thursday afternoon:

Colleague 1 - "Hey Yuri, don't forget about our 3 o'clock meeting tomorrow with the publishers downtown"

Colleague 2 - "Oh I wouldn't miss that meeting for the world Christian"

3 pm Friday afternoon

Colleague 1 - "Man is this a good Guinness!"

Colleague 2 - "Pints are the best, especially when they are sneaky pints!!!"
by elricochico September 18, 2014
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Sneaky Jim

A new slang term for a sketchy person who exhibits predatorial characterstics.
Typically fits the sneaky style (hoodies, sunglasses, etc.)
Man "Hey honey did you see the way that guy looked at you?"

Woman "Yeah, he's a real sneaky Jim"
by Mordecca September 13, 2018
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