smwd

suck my whole dick

smwd hope u choke on my nut bitch

by j-mellz April 22, 2009

Smiddy

Smiddy is basically God like. He can do anything he wants. You can't deny him access to anything. He owns 666 acres in heaven. He is his own religion. Jimi hendrix is one of his prophets. He is trying to convert everyone to smiddyism especially Conner Cline. He is every race so he can't be racist. He is the biggest Chad to ever exist. He makes the best jokes and isn't a hoe. He is DAD.

Bro smiddy just took my mom on a date to Olive garden but I can't do anything because he's a god.

by That_0ne_dude April 14, 2020

Smidoke

The smoke generated from the burning of mid grade marijuana.

I could totally smell the smidoke coming out of Jose's room.

by DirtySmidoker March 21, 2010

g-smid

a skid mark (shit stain) on a g-string or thong.

man that chick had some major g-smid.
i'm never calling her again.

by Aunt Fanny January 10, 2009

Wu Swidgin

An expression of enthusiastic agreement or solidarity. Taken from a frequent expression by Mr. Wu to his ally, Al Swearingen, on the TV show "Deadwood." Mr. Wu, a Chinese whose only English word is "cocksucka," would say "Wu Swidgin" to Swearingen whenever they agreed on something to advance their mutual interests against their common adversaries.

Mike: "I think the Kansas City Chiefs are going to the Super Bowl next season."
Dad: "Wu Swidgin, baby!"

by Mooseface April 14, 2019

Skwidge

1. The squishy sound made when you step in something squishy like mud or a fresh turd

2. When something is thrown and makes a squishy sound, like a tomato getting launched at a wall really hard

3. Ya Mum lol

4. A really wet sounding fart that is heard by a few people

5. Lincoln iz a skwidge

Also - a Proffesional Skwidger is a person that goes around and make as many Skwidges as possible

I thought it was a rock until i stepped on it and heard that terrifying skwidge, i knew then that it wasnt a rock

Me and some friends were Skwidge-ing our way through some thick mud on our way to the river

by MattyBoi (.)(.)ha i made boobz February 12, 2010

Swidge

Ur hed, mate.

How can I use swidge in a sentence, when he would never use me like that?

by Hatwater February 20, 2018