Smurf

Commonly used as a substitute for a swear word.

What the SMURFING SMURF are you SMURFING talking about you mother SMURFING SMURF please leave me the SMURT alone so i can rest in SMURFING peace! SMURFING thank you!

by chya mamma December 9, 2008

smurf

another word for "cocaine". more of an underground word; commonly used so that others are not sure of the topic of conversation.

Hank: "Where's the little miss cokey smurf?"
Runkle: "Blowing away the rest of my money."

by BelleAuBoisDormant March 31, 2011

smurf

A newly entered recruit in Navy boot camp who is thus called on account of wearing blue Navy hoodies and pants for the first week of indoctrination and inprocessing, and until Navy utility uniforms are issued. They are also shorn of their civilian hair styles: bald for males and shoulder-length for females. The clothes worn are also called 'smurfs' or smurfsuits.

The RDC berated the raw smurfs as they failed to grasp the concepts of marching.

by Mongol Cabelin August 12, 2007

smurf

a tribes player who plays under multiple names. comes from the blue text created when you use an "alias"

omg d00d stop smurfing, that's so lame

by Anonymous February 7, 2003

smurf

While doing the blue butt monkey as your partners face turns blue u keep choking and make them suck there Dick so u can say u got suckd off by a smurf.

Last night I made this drunk chick b my smurf.

by kstan3 July 30, 2010

smurf

1. aka as Thomas Murphy, comedian who supports gay rights, notorious for in the middle of jokes going 'meow', the screaming 'die fascists' in death growls. He is openly homosexual and openly claims he wants to be a Lorien.

2. A Blue creature, off the hit TV show The Smurfs

1. Did you watch Smurfs stand up comedy session last night?
2. Oh my Smurfette is the only girl, on the Smurfs. How kinky.

by Lor teh Hor July 30, 2006

Smurf

1) The word to replace all words. It can be a verb, a noun, an adjective, a pronoun (much like the F-word actually).
2) A blueish creature that is normally nude with a white hat.

1) verb: Let's go smurf around! noun: You are such a sexy smurf! adjective: Oh, what a smurfin' devil! pronoun: Shut up you stupid smurf!
2) Papa smurf is a cooool duuuude!

by Janiak June 16, 2008