smumb

When a person is quite intelegent but is very dumb in a lot of scenarios.
It is also the defenition of the group swag

Yooo! I am so smumb!
What the fuck is smumb?

by Sweeid January 11, 2021

Crippled Smurf

Someone who regularly wears all blue and has the inability to walk like a normal person

Person 1: Hey look, Will is limping and he is wearing all blue.

Person 2: Well that dumbass is a Crippled Smurf

by Zack McD November 28, 2017

SMDMF

Suck My Dick Motha Fucka!

A common abbreviation in MMO's. Usually stated before someone gets shot.

*Team A Guy Captures The Flag*
Team B Guy: "SMDMF!"
*Team A Guy Gets Killed

by Technical V Man January 12, 2009

Smurf Yeah

Hell yeah/Fuck yeah, anything related to the answer yes.
Mostly used when excited.

Did you get to touch her boobs?
Smurf Yeah!

by Stefskee December 9, 2008

Realistic Smurf cat

A realistic image of a Smurf or Shaylushay (Шайлушай) is an artwork of a Smurf that has a face of a cat and is holing a snail on its back. the image became a TikTok trend in September 2023,

The picture isn't loading but I swear if its that realistic Smurf cat thing im gonna fucking lose it

by Indoggob September 11, 2023

Smumph

1. Used when you are comfy
2. Used when you are angry
3. Used when you are horny

1. I am comfy smumph!
2. I am grumpy smumph!
3. I'm gonna smumph her so hard!

by Dabros2345 July 4, 2017

Poppin Smurf

To throw a smoke grenade at the opposition while online on Gears of War 2. Upon being "popped a smurf" on, the phrase "smurfs ahoy" may be employed.

Team 1:"Lets get the fuck out of here. I'm poppin smurf!"
Team 2:"Smurfs Ahoy!"

by sphinx of pedophiles August 1, 2010