Smuckered Out

What you are when you have been shooting up Smuckers jelly.
Harley: Dude what is up with Spicoli?
Kait: He's completely smuckered out! Can't you tell? Look at the purple lumpies in his veins!
by KaitWormKeziah December 23, 2008
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g-smucker

Someone who illicitly or illegally acquires entertainment (ie. music, movies, video games) for free.
Person 1: Dude, you got 1000 songs, 20 new movies, and 3 new videos this weekend only?
Person 2: Yeah, all for free
Person 2: Oh yeah, I forgot you were a g-smucker.
by Hakix September 26, 2011
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You ain't Smuckers

Used to imply in a satirical manner that someone is "Jelly" (jealous).

It is often used in question form, see example.
Guy 1: Dude, your girlfriend looks like crap today.
Guy 2: Breh, you ain't Smuckers. So why are you so jelly?
Guy 1: No for real she does.
Guy 2: AIN'T even Smuckers.
by Brausten May 23, 2012
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pud smucker

A viscous and unrelenting assault of the groin region, not to be mistaken with 'pud smuckers'.
Hey bro, how did it go with that chick last night?
Terrible dude, I called her by another girls name and she totally pud smuckered me!
by Duderanch81 May 06, 2015
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abigail smucker

that abigail smucker sure is karen’s little bitch
by beki treadway October 29, 2020
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abigail smucker

that abigail smucker sure is that white womans bitch
by beki treadway October 29, 2020
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