Smoosh Smoosh

Snooki's (Nicole Polizzi) term for a casual sexual encounter, occuring on Jersey Shore. Used in the South Park Episode "New Jersey", in which the Snooki monster can only verbalize the words "smoosh smoosh".

Snooki monster: "Snooki want Smoosh Smoosh!"
Kyle Broflovski: "You're gonna have to go somewhere else to get your smoosh smoosh Snooki!"
Snooki monster: "Awww..."

by veghead95 October 18, 2010

Smoosh Flag

Rhymes with douche bag, but twice as douchey. Used in places where the use of douche bag may not be appropriate.

I'm thinking of a phrase, 2 words that rhyme with Smoosh Flag... Oh, you mean douche bag?!

by wyobilly307 May 3, 2011

Smushage

Those wonderful firm, but squishy body parts exclusively possessed by hot chicks. Particularly their big titties.

The hot sign girl hugged me, and I felt some major smushage going on. Then I felt something else in my pants.

by Shag N Flag November 14, 2018

Smousing

To Smouse..

To,"shit",Poo,Crap and or Deficate on a car Bonnet.
"i been out smousing car baaad Man!
Smouse the bicthes car! "you been smoused"

by zzif June 12, 2011

Smoshy fever

When you watch a lot of Smosh videos and become overly obssessed and can't stop thinking about the sexy duo, Anthony and Ian.

Chloe: 'What the FIRETRUCK?' 'Sexy Anthony, Always in Season'
Cathy: 'Ohh God, you have Smoshy Fever...'

by theepicchloe September 30, 2011

Smouthful

Another way of describing a small mouthful

You can't be drunk olready dude - you've only had a smouthful

by Rolly 337 May 1, 2022

self-smush

self-smush refers to the act of having sex with one's self, aka masturbating. From the Jersey Shore phrase, to smush meaning to have sex.

Steve was having a tough time scoring with the ladies, so he decided to stay in on Friday, curl up with some lube and tissues, and self-smush the night away.

by Charles IV October 2, 2010