Pork Scotch Dance

A gay dance that only Pork Scotch will do when drunk at his garlic bread barbeque. It involves bending over and sharply moving his arms back and forward with a delay between each one.

MONKUS: What the hell is Pork Scotch doing?

MICKUS: It's a gay dance he does whenever he gets drunk with his wrinkly 'girlfriend' at one of his daily barbeques.

MONKUS: I see. Pork Scotch dance. Pretty stupid!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 12, 2009

smocking gun

A phrase that means you don't know what the F#$% you are talking about and should just stop tweeting.

My smocking gun went off at 3 a.m. this morning when I was supposed to be solving the World's problems.

by sTrumpf August 1, 2018

scotchka

An alcoholic beverage consisting of equal parts scotch whiskey and vodka.

Lisa: It looks like you need a drink.

Johnny: Mmm. This is good.

Lisa: Damn straight it's a scotchka

by Scotchka_love September 3, 2009

Pork Scotch Shades

Shades worn by fat old men who want people to think they're young and trendy. Also useful for hiding bags under the eyes of droopy-faced old miseries.

Good God, what's the old twat wearing now? First it was the ridiculous shorts and sandals. Now the dickhead's got Pork Scotch Shades on.

by Flappy Dickwad May 24, 2009

smooch

the act of kissing

Gove me a smooch

by Alexius November 7, 2003

Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair

The vehicle used by Pork Schotch's mother who is even more Scotchy than The Porky Scotcher himself. Goofy Granny and Scotchman Porky Workie take the old bag out in the chair which is normally kept in the half car but was taken out for comical photographs.

Mickus: The Scotchers just left in the half car, lets take some photos in the Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair.

Monkus: Ok. I'd love to meet the old hag, I hear it's even more scotchy than Fishy MacSwell.

Mickus: Really? Must be very Scotchy then!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 27, 2009

Boiler Scotch

A scotch with a shot of scotch served inside a larger glass of scotch.

I had a bad day. Gimme a boiler scotch.

by Shoop Da Whooop August 17, 2009