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smoothshark

verb.

The act of deliberately frustrating and subtly mocking an arrogant person who is obsessed with seeming intelligent, by repeatedly and unwaveringly defending an absurd position, despite the oblivious target's increasingly desperate attempts to prove you wrong and show themselves as "smart".

Named for the infamous "sharks are smooth" twitter/tumblr argument.

The principle and the process of smoothsharking was perhaps first described by raptorific on tumblr, although the name was coined by others.
That pompous smart alec doesn't realized he's being smoothsharked.
by A_Really_Big_Cat September 13, 2020
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Smooth move, Ferguson

A phrase uttered when a person does a particularly silly or clutz-like act. (i.e. tripping, failing a pick-up line)

Used just like "smooth move," "smooth move, Ferguson" gets its origin from the NBC sitcom, 30 Rock in the episode, "Everything Sunny All the Time Always" Where Tracy Jordan wants to be in on the inside joke - "smooth move, Ferguson!"
(Someone just trips over their own foot)

You: "Smooth move, Ferguson!"
by Schmitty123 May 24, 2011
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smooth af

When your cheesy pickup lines/something you do can win a girl's heart
g: do you realize that we 're never stop tasting our own tongues ?
b: how about i taste yours for a change?
g: whoa that was smooth af

source: tumblr.com
by amazing hot lady April 3, 2016
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smooth operhater

A name for a person who tries to hate in a very discrete or sarcastic way without the subject audience knowing.
Lauren to Britney: "Britney wow, i really love those shoes where'd you get them?..ohh Target? omg cooool"

Lauren(Thinking out loud to herself, as Britney walks away): "Yeah fuck her, her shoes, and Target"

Tiffany (Laurens friend, to Lauren) wow Britney had no idea you were hatin on her, you're a smooth operhater.
by Lehmdawg December 23, 2010
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Tomato Smoothie

Ejaculating into a woman while she's menstruating, then collecting the semen/blood mixture into a cup and drinking it.
"Yo man, this chick was a freak! We were at her high school prom and she wanted to give me a Tomato Smoothie!"
by Rhad November 28, 2009
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real smooth

(XY messes up)

-Real smooth, asshole!
by Derpsterix November 30, 2016
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Smoothbrain

A way of calling somebody very stupid that requires them to be smart, in order to understand.
Person 1: Dude, why did you think that was possible? You're such a smoothbrain.
Person 2: ...huh? What the hell is that supposed to mean
Laughtrack: *laughs*
by Glitchgoat September 5, 2019
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