silk vanila spoodge

cum after exiting the penis and landing on or near a females mouth

damn, that chick just loves when i give her the silk vanila spoodge

by shloberknocker February 6, 2005

spoodge face

what your dad call's your mum after his annual blow job...

jim's mum is a total spoodge face

by Mookieandnorbert March 30, 2009

Smoodle the Poodle

To have sex with someone

(But in no way with a poodle)

Smoodle the poodle

I smoodled her poodle

I'd sure like to smoodle that poodle

My poodle has been well and truly smoodled

by 90's boy November 2, 2008

Skoodge

Noun
Someone or something that has done something so stupid and idiotic that calling then stupid just isn't enough. Skoodge is reserved for people that screw you over, but not permanently. For example, if someone broke your phone, they wouldn't be a skoodge because that's serious. However, if someone threw a rotten peach at your face followed by other soiled fruit, you would call them a skoodge.

Carson: "I was talking with the girl I like and this guy came over and interrupted our conversation!"
Nathan: "What a skoodge!"
Benji: "We should throw a rotten peach at him!"
Carson: "YES!!"

by Short Tail August 8, 2014

smooge

To have sex in a romantic way. Not quite making love, but not just f@$king.

Nick started to really develop feelings for Kate, so that night he smooged her slow and tenderly.

by cre8tive July 12, 2011

Soodge

george dillon.

soodge is a god

by unscripted specimen October 18, 2020

Smoodle

To smoodle someone is to collect their discharge over a few months and freeze it and see how much you collect over the next few years.

Jeremy: Bro me and Stacy started smoodling last night

Jerome: Eugh gross bro you smoodle

Jeremy: Shut up fag

Jerome: I’m not gay i just don’t mind taking a cock

by KiribakuSimp May 11, 2022