cooter smoocher

one who delights in cunnilingus

It's a regular fur pie jamboree out here tonight. Cooter smoochers as far as the eye can see!

by alacadocious March 13, 2010

Donkey Smoocher

A person who kisses ass to get what they want.

The Donkey Smoocher got a promotion from their boss because they donkey smooched em' everyday!

by Callmecrazyx1 June 11, 2014

Lemon Smoocher

The person who haven't dated anyone for a long time

oh that lemon smoocher got a date

by hokageitachi November 17, 2016

men smoocher

Someone who isn't gay but like to kiss men, usually associated to people who play mobile games

Person 1: Hey want to play a mobile game?
Person 2: Ew no wtf are you some men smoocher, fucking gross as

by seops December 2, 2021

smoocher

Common reference to a homosexual used in certain Boston neighborhoods

Wow that dude is a real deal smoocher

by Mike February 11, 2005

Pickle Smoocher

Supposedly straight men who actually relish watching American Idol

Hey, who else misses American Idol? Not me you pickle smoocher

by Gtnwood June 10, 2008

smooched the pooch

to do nothing productive; a more polite way of "fucking the dog"

My boss was away so I smooched the pooch.

by Bky April 8, 2007