smolding

The art of smashing someone inside a folding bed.

Scott smolded Bryan in Mom's new sofa bed.

by Laura Hoobner March 25, 2005

Smoldering Cigar

A sexual position in which someone places the head of a man's penis in their mouth, and then lights the man's pubes on fire creating the effect of smoking a cigar.

My girlfriend tried doing a smoldering cigar in bed last night and burnt the house down.

by Willwall November 25, 2014

smoldering

chemical reaction

MYRA was smoldering before she was smoking

by chuck May 19, 2004

SMOLDERING COBRA

HOT STEAMY COILED UP CRAP LEFT ON THE ICE WHILE ICE FISHING.

TODAY I WENT ICE FISHING HAD TO SHIT SO BAD I LAID OUT A SMOLDERING COBRA !

by JUNK YARD DOG EAP January 13, 2010

Smolder

To be incredibly happy, so happy to the point of which you would be willing to stick lemons or even an ear of corn into your anus.

HI EVERYBODY!!! I'M SO HIGH ON PERCOCETS RIGHT NOW THAT I FEEL SO SMOLDER!!!

by Sylvia44 September 28, 2008

stolden

v. to be made fun of using a public wordsmith site when you make a typo

Crystal was stolden.

by VS24 October 21, 2008

smolder affect

The state of being mind blowingly awe shocked after receiving a smolder ,once affected sex with the person who exposes you to it occurs and in extremely rare occasions sex does not occur

Bruh all these bitches be under my smolder affect cuz they all want this dick

by Keeping it simple March 15, 2016