Smoggies

A word used to describe the kind, gentle and successful people of Teesside. Originating from the smog which surrounds the area and comes from ICI. Smoggies can often be found having a few quiet drinks with friends, nattering about key issues effecting the business at a global level and also being fanatical over the most succesful club in the North East - Middlesbrough. Not to be confused with Gerodies & Mackems who, if mythology is to be believed, descended from a race of rats.

Random: Now lads, you lot fuckin Mackems you?
Smoggies: Nor!
Random: Or right you lot fuckin Geordies then?
Smoggies: Err Norr! We're fuckin Smoggies ya mad cunt.

by Steel Workers Son July 8, 2011

Smoggle

To smoke and gobble penis at the same time, smoggle. People that smoggle are know as smogglers. Smoke + gobble = smoggle.

Tina smoggles like there's no tomorrow. I keeps me stiff forever.

by Junkiewhore July 16, 2004

Smogland

another name for Middlesbrough due to its industrial history

You are going to smogland? *gasp* Your eyes will burn ARHGHGHGH

by DjSatansfury November 20, 2003

No smog

No smog - adj.

a good day or used to describe a good day. A reference to the Ice Cube song "Today was a good day. He says...

"Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank god, I dont know but today seems kinda odd. No barking from the dog, no smog, and momma cooked a breakfast with no hog."

How was your day?" " No Smog!" Ah, well I'm glad you are having a good day.

by MattyJ53 February 12, 2010

smoggy

person originating from Teesside - also smoggsider, smogglander - originating from Teesside's industrial heritage and the high concentration of industry in the area

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

Smongo

A derogatory or playful term given to a person of relatively short stature who is mentally challenged, or in some way, has committed an action that makes them seem mentally challenged. Usually, the word is used as a proper noun to replace someone's name, however, it can be used as a verb in certain situations.
Noun: Smongo; Plural: Smongos
Verb: To Smongo, To Smingle
Pronunciation: Schmŏngō

"Smongo, why the hell did you punch that baby?"
"Stop smingling it up dipshit!"

by Smongo March 23, 2017

smodge

smoking but also depressed. It's very similar to sadge, which is sad and also depressed. Don't ask where the 'dge' ending came from, because I don't know either. It's another part of the twitch language.

When your favorite twitch streamer says smodge, and everyone is like, "don't u mean sadge?" xD xD xD

by PkmnUnit3isG January 4, 2022