Smoosh Smoosh

Snooki's (Nicole Polizzi) term for a casual sexual encounter, occuring on Jersey Shore. Used in the South Park Episode "New Jersey", in which the Snooki monster can only verbalize the words "smoosh smoosh".

Snooki monster: "Snooki want Smoosh Smoosh!"
Kyle Broflovski: "You're gonna have to go somewhere else to get your smoosh smoosh Snooki!"
Snooki monster: "Awww..."

by veghead95 October 18, 2010

Smoosh Flag

Rhymes with douche bag, but twice as douchey. Used in places where the use of douche bag may not be appropriate.

I'm thinking of a phrase, 2 words that rhyme with Smoosh Flag... Oh, you mean douche bag?!

by wyobilly307 May 3, 2011

Akron Shoeshine

An Akron Shoeshine is when stick your foot in a girls ass, then immediately shove it in her mouth.

You know that girl Sharonda from the other building? I gave her an Akron Shoeshine, and she gagged for an hour!

by FireIslanders August 15, 2006

Smoshy fever

When you watch a lot of Smosh videos and become overly obssessed and can't stop thinking about the sexy duo, Anthony and Ian.

Chloe: 'What the FIRETRUCK?' 'Sexy Anthony, Always in Season'
Cathy: 'Ohh God, you have Smoshy Fever...'

by theepicchloe September 30, 2011

smokeship

something that you think to be true but it doesn't really exist or is fake enough to come off as a front

Similar to seeing the mirage of the Black Pearl

I thought that we had something real but I guess it was just a smokeship

by Smokeshipster March 3, 2021

Reverse shoeshine

Putting your penis in between a girl's ass and moving back and forward. Typically used if a girl's breasts are too small to do a shoeshine.

My girlfriend offered a shoeshine but her tits were too small. She had a nice booty though so I got a reverse shoeshine instead.

by The Firezombie August 20, 2009

smish smoshed

-Smish Smosh(ed)- Synonym(s) for drunk, high, wasted, or smashed, this term/phrase is typically used by prissy girls such as cheerleaders or sorority members. Often preceded by the word totally or so. To do in excess.

I got totally smish smoshed at the ditch party yesterday.

or

Put that drink down, you lookin all smish smoshed.

by Johnny Unitas September 15, 2008