Smidgelet

A unit of measurement equal to 1/10th of a smidgeon, or 1/160th of a teaspoon.

I only put a smidgelet of Polonium in his Chicken Kiev, but it was still enough to kill him.

by The Grand Nasal October 16, 2007

prink the smadge

the act of having sexual intercourse with the vagina

Are you going to get lucky and prink the smadge tonight?

by Tyler Vincent November 15, 2007

Sqodge

When a tree or tree branch attacks you.

"oh no, you just got sqodged by that tree!"

by hally15 September 15, 2009

Skodged

Its when your in the restroom and you hear a sound coming from the walls and you look closer and realize your uncle Brad is looking at you and the you welcome Brad in the restroom and have a holy jolly time.

Me: "poop noises" mmmm
Wall: "picture sounds"
Me: What is that noise !
Brad: replies "Nobody "
Me : classic Brad, you know your welcome in the restroom with me anytime

God: Ooooo can I join too

Me: of coarse you can silly

Narrator: And then they lived happily ever after

Skodged

by SKODGED? November 21, 2019

smadge

sad at something and also mad at something

X: man we almost had a perfect game why'd u screw it up?
Y: ...i fkin ran out of ammo....
Y: smadge

by deenzuts April 19, 2022

Mudge Smudge

Basically, after you have butt sex and have poop on your wiener (Mudge), you wipe said poop on your partner's upper lip (Smudge). It's an updated term for a Dirty Sanchez.

Did you check out the Mudge Smudge that Bob left on Stanley? There was corn in it.

by Cassiebeth182 May 7, 2015

smurd smudge

when your friend "B" tries to convey to you the small amount of "stuff" left in the pipe and is so damn high that they trip over the words "turd, smudge /smear" and says instead "smurd smudge".

you: Anything left in the pipe?
Friend: Just a little smurd smudge.

by Dah-Tah November 12, 2016