Smurfs in the sack

Blue Balls

Kenny: What happened with Jen last night dude?

Phil: She was giving sucking me clean until her dad came home early

Kenny: Damn did you finish?

Phil: Nah I got fuckin smurfs in the sack

by Double Bs December 5, 2009

Smurfs

Slang for cops. Used because of their blue uniforms and noticeably unproportional male to female ratio.

Example 1-
Guy 1: How was the party last night?

Guy 2: It got busted by smurfs.

Example 2-
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Driver: Fuck off, smurf.

by ToastyBagels6943vr October 15, 2010

smerf

A fucking dirty ass slut. A wide set vagina and a constant desire to give head are highly encouraged traits to become a smerf.

"Dude, I went to this girls house and when I walked in her room she had at least 90 used condoms hanging on the wall, I asked her what they were for and she said they were all the guys who had dicks 5 inches or bigger.............whatta smerf"

by fuck0ff January 8, 2012

smerf

a damn communist

The smerfs are blue, no they are green adjust your TV. those damn color changing communist!

by Pimp T-Dawg March 5, 2003

smersh

(1) blah/whatever
(2) A derogotory term used when responding to someone who you really cant be arsed to talk to
i.e Ash: "Jennie, ive just completed guitar hero on medium!"
Jennie: "Smersh"
Also
(3) Smershing(v) - Generally mooching around
Smershing(adj)- i.e, "you smershing twat"
(4) Smershed - Lazy/Tired/Fucked

I cant be smershed
smersh
Ive been smershing around all day
smersh off

by Brian Sykes/Jennie Kirby March 5, 2008

smersh

(1) sadtimes, woe :(
(2) when all other words fail/you wouldn't want to use them anyway for fear of giving too much away.

Girl meets boy who she possibly, might, maybe quite like and he shares his exciting 'I'm sailing off into the sunset for 6months' news.

- "smersh"

by thenormallychipperpipper April 3, 2008

smeris

a police officer in holland, used as a bad-name for the police officer.

look at that stupid smeris

by alban August 18, 2006