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1. a irregular occurrence that we have no word for

2. smeegis can be used in place of any noun, adjective, verb, or adverb if you are too lazy or cannot think of the specific word(s) at the moment

3. something to say while sneezing

4. replacement of a swear word

*note! smeegis is generally pronounced with a soft "g" (sounds like a "j" unless referring to a male or female word. female=soft g (sounds like j)
male=hard g
1. dude that was such a smeegis! did you just smeegis?!

2. dude I smeegissed my smeegis off at that party! (I danced my ass off at that party; I'm going to go brush my smeegisses (I'm going to go brush my teeth

3. instead of "achoo!" say "smeegis!"

4. what the smeegis?! (s)he is such a smeegis!
smeegis by smeegis! March 30, 2009
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combination of sleeze and smut. talking about an extremely dirty bitchhh.
That smeeze is so dirty that i made sure my boy wouldn't touch that nookie.
smeeze by hehhh July 13, 2006
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carissa...
dipadova.. is a smeezer.
smeezer by gliannan o July 15, 2011
Household product which needs to be checked ten times using a smeegometer before each use to avoid danger. It is produced by SmeegCo and was recently subject to memes originating from r/196 that suggested the irresponsible practice of not checking Smeeg 10 times before its use. SmeegCo has denounced these memes as irresponsible.
Check your Smeeg 10 times before each time you use it!
Smeeg by voxaß November 9, 2021
a female that is well know for being a hoe. and that does everything anyone can think of, and tells her business without being ashamed..
eww she's a smeeg, yeah did u hear about her?
everyone keeps callin her a smeeg for no reason..
smeeg by Tee4125 May 22, 2006
noun:
1. WTF
2. ew

Adj.
1. fuck up

Also may be used when caught in an awkward silence
what a smeeg!
smeeg by G Swizzy May 16, 2011
to smoke marijauna generally a blunt
im feelin to smeez a bleez yadada. ( bleez=blunt )
smeez by george tedbetter July 24, 2006