smd

soccer medical department

"Will you come to smd today?" - John remarked.

by Mike Ox'Longer January 3, 2022

smd

Suck My Dick, used to tell somebody off.

Tom: Eww dude, what the fuck happened to your head?
Mark: Smd Tom.
Tom: What?
Mark: You idiot Suck My Dick.
Tom: What time?
Mark: You fucking fag.
Tom:Shaking My head.-__-

by Biteitniqqahxp February 18, 2010

smd

share my drink

here have this but smd

by dgfhgtrh September 16, 2017

smd

another word for suck my dick yay

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joey: smd
Leann: what the fuck?
joey: suck my dick
Leann: ohhhh ill suck it real good baby

by thats what she said hoe May 12, 2009

smd

suck me dry
OR
suck my dick

Sara: Wow, Ian. Nice mark, I got 12 points higher!

Ian: smd bitch, we all know you fucked the teacher to get that grade.

Connor: OWNED, N00BZORZ.

by holdmyshit April 19, 2010

smd

shake my dick/shaking my dick

Girl: SMH

Dude: naw you can SMD

by dacrzyaznfoo August 2, 2010

SMD

abbreviation for: suck mah dick

usually used to show hatred for the person such as your ex, your friend, your arch nemesis, your bestie/when you're horny and you just want to get it over and done with

guy 1: hey, wassup bitch?
guy 2: SMD

by edgymofo November 23, 2021