smithtown

A pretty boring town about an hour east of New York City on Long Island. Typical Friday nights include going bowling, going to the movies, doing drugs, or just ending up at the Millenium Diner. Kids here have nothing to do but write gun threats on desks in math classrooms and get suspended for cutting studyhall to do drugs. Everyone here is either a JAP, a pseudo-ghetto kid, or a bitchy girl who shops at Abercrombie. Most pretend to go to "shows" when really all they do is stay at home and complain about the fact that no good shows come to Smithtown.

Smithtown Kid1: Hey guys wanna go bowling on Friday and then eat fries at the Millenium Diner at 2 in the morning?
Smithtown Kid2: Sorry, I can't, I got grounded for writing that gun threat and causing Mr. Ehmann to do that lockdown. Whatever I'm just gonna do drugs that I bought with Daddy's credit card.
Smithtown Kid3: I would, but I wanna pick up some "vintage" clothing at Abercrombie to wear to the show that I'm probably not going to go to.
Smithtown Kid4: I can't, I started observing the Sabbath.

by thatsmithtownkid July 25, 2008

smashwong

Outrageously funny noise that comes out of a crazy ass mo-fo when they are extremely frustrated.

Ashley always smashwongs when her lesbian friends typewrite her.

by T-O-M izzle April 22, 2006

smashtor!

smashtor! is the omega-leveled union of grandmaster graham and gigantoid. smashtor has no known weaknesses.

dood, you dont want to fuck with grandmaster graham, he might join with gigantoid to form smashtor! and then he is unstoppable.

by grandmaster graham January 14, 2004

Smashong

When you're trying to encourage your friend to fuck a girl and you switch the o and I and you proceed to shut off your phone from your own stupidity

Me: BRO STOP SMASHONG
Guy 1: Um what?
Me *an hour later*: Please excuse my retardation

by CrazyNigger March 25, 2016

Smithtown Christian School

Also known as SCS. Scs is known for the biggest hoes/sluts, geeks/nerds, annoying teachers, best teachers! Scs needs to step up their game. They have the football! And we all know football is the heart of schools, they need to step up how the school looks! They need to step up everything!!! Sports, programs, clubs, and so much more!!! The tuition for the school is so expensive and I’m sure everyone has thought where the money actually goes to!? The school is so serious and everyone needs to have more fun and of course still get good grades and study. There should be a middle school dance! And yeah he prom is cool woohoo! But most kids leave for high school and do you really want them to have a bad memory of their life in middle school?! But besides all of this I think the school is okay and they just need to step up their game a little that’s all no hard feelings... not going to lie though a lot of kids make great friends!! But when you don’t click your whole entire school life is shit!

Stephanie: ugh I wish smithtown Christian school could have a middle school dance before most of us leave this crappy school for high school!!
jack: it’s not that crappy but I get what you mean!
Victoria: or like everyone having school spirit and showing it for football games that we don’t have here!

by BillyOof September 5, 2018

Smalltown Boying

(Verb) The act of running away from your small town to go see your gay crush across the country. Run away turn away, baby.

Mike is literally Smalltown Boying his way outta here!

by inkaycat March 13, 2022

Slashton Irwin

Meaning Slay Ashton Irwin. Alternatively when using the bathroom you could be going for a slashton irwin. Thirdly and finally a murder of oneself or someone else, this may also be classified as slashton irwining yourself or someone else.

Cant believe i got an A on that test that’s such a slashton irwin.
Guys i need to go to the bathroom im desperate for a slashton irwin.
I can’t believe they did that to me, im going to slashton irwin myself.

by ellascosmic July 31, 2022