bi slut muffin

A bisexual person from Lansing who is so tired of dealing with the locals that she's ready to take life by the throat and finger bang it into submission.

"Damn, that girl is really going all out on that group of S&M Jesuits from Ohio. Who is that?"

"Oh, that's my bi slut muffin."

by romanxxv October 18, 2022

Muffin Slut

A girl who acts slutty and whose stomach hangs over her tight pants like the top of a muffin.

Damn son! Check out that muffin slut.

by Urban Dictionary September 27, 2005

Muffin Slut

Someone who will let big russian men touch their balls in return for fresh baked pastries, like muffins.

Yo you know that fella Landen?
Yeah hes a muffin slut

by mr dude mr guy February 25, 2025

slutmuffin

A girl who is perverted, but still really sweet. The surprising combination of slut and muffin reflects the surprise when someone cute says something dirty.

Oh, sweetie, I didn't know you were such a slutmuffin!

by slutmuffin May 31, 2006

slutmuffin

1) A term of endearment among friends.
2) An insult..but not really because it sounds too cute.

You're my slutmuffin. :

Stupid slutmuffin! God!

by amy. April 27, 2006

Slutmuffin

A girl who is a complete whore but only with one person.

'you're such a slutmuffin!'

by Theslutmuffin November 12, 2012

Slutmuffin

1. Term used to describe a seemingly innocent girl that turns into a freak as soon as the lights go out.

2. Promiscuous pastry.

"Sarah is my little slutmuffin"

"Is that slutmuffin felching the shortcake!?"

by vmr2009 November 3, 2009