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Slurping Schlong

Committing the act of fellatio on a human male. While it can be used to mean sucking the penis of a single male sex partner it is usually used pejoratively to describe someone of sexually promiscuous behavior.
Ted: Did you hear that your sister was totally slurping schlong at that party last night!

Bob: Dude that's my sister!
by bilbyphilby December 28, 2011
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scurrying

An aviation term that discribes a crew member hunching down and walking back to his or her own hotel room so they won't be detected because they just had sex with someone they were not suppose to have sex with.
I saw Jessica scurrying back to her room this morning after being with that pig Matt.
by Greg and kim May 15, 2006
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slurring your thoughts

Similar to slurring your words or slurring your text; it is a condition that occurs while drunk when your mind gets slurred. You think about things you would never thing about or you can't put together what people are saying or doing. When your are slurring your thoughts is usually the time you being to think sexting your ex is good idea but you end up slurring your text and they never understand.
Me: Hey, what's up?
You: I think we are in the land of dinosaurs, are those two dinosaurs making out?
Me: Dude, your really slurring your thoughts, I think you've had enough to drink.
by Beloni Pony April 20, 2010
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Swag Slurping

When you only know one other person at a party, so you stick with him/her so their coolness rubs off on you and you don't look awkward.
Person 1: "How was the party?"
Person 2: "It was OK, but I couldn't get any because Jeff was swag slurping me all night."
by 9steele9 June 7, 2010
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Slurping

Performing oral sex on a female - Eating Pussy
I could not only feel, but hear them slurping between my thighs...
by suziederkins December 18, 2019
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slurryitus

The act of accidently soiling ones self while at your place of work.
First aider: "Are you ok?"
Worker: "No i've just shit myself in the paste room, please dont tell anyone"
First aider: " HA HA everyone check this out, he just shit himself, hes got slurryitus."
by Pase Room February 19, 2009
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sludying

yall know the driiillll

guilty of sleeping while studying
John: "Ay Travis did you read the chapters for today?"

Travis: "Mayneee, i started to but then I spent like 3 hours sludying. So.....no. "
by El-traaaain March 29, 2010
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