Smother Kart

A racing game (like Mario Kart) where a man and a woman play as a team. The man handles the controller while the woman sits on his face and uses his cock as a joystick. He must then attempt to navigate the race based on how she handles his cock.
Optional rule: The car may only be in motion while she is smothering him. The car must come to a stop whenever the man needs to breathe.

This racing is getting boring, let me sit on your face so we can play Smother Kart.

by Flynn Morgan February 3, 2022

sother

Your mate, spouse, husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, steady and/or lover. Term invented by writer Alden Loveshade that's easier to say and less pretentious than "significant other". Rhymes with "mother" and "brother".

That there's Pat, my new sother.

Pat? What happened to your old sother?

Dude, all Chris wanted to do was cuddles and sharies.

by Alex Firmament February 20, 2009

slytherin

Offically the sexiest House in Hogwarts, despite the Gryffindor delusions.

Sexy, Scottish and Slytherin. Take that Gryffindor, we even have alliteration!

by Dia July 5, 2004

Smother Me

To be so incredibly in love with someone that all you want to do is smother eachother in overflowing love, hugs and kisses.

I love you, will you smother me ?

by Baleabodylotion December 30, 2009

slather ass

Beyond lazy. Completely unmotivated and sloppy.

Teddy: Mike hasn't lifted a finger to clean the apartment. All he does is sleep and eat.

Matt: Yeah, he is a real slather ass.

by BMush April 26, 2008

smother-in-law

A mother in law who is overly involved and intrusive in your marriage so that you feel smothered by her presence.

My smother-in-law has announced that she is going to stay in our (small!) house for a few more weeks.

by oversharin June 5, 2009

Thigh Smother

A Wrestling move involving a girl, ussually with thick thighs, putting her thighs on a guy or girl's mouth and nose, smothering them
and ussually knocking them out. Preferred clothing is a flimsy

skirt.

Izzy thigh smothered marco with her mighty thunder thighs, knocking him out and almost killing him.

by Lichkingisraphel October 27, 2011