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Cock snorkeling

The act of performing fellatio while underwater, preferably with the two people switching off and sharing the fellatic responsibility.
Did you see David at the party the other night? Jean-Paul and Mario were cock snorkeling him in the hot tub like they were Jacques Cousteau
by hottubtimemachinelover June 30, 2022
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Snorkeling

The covering up of an erection by tucking it into the waist band of your trousers, sometimes the tip of the snorkle (purple helmet) is revealed when a person raises there arms and the t-shirt rises. Snorkeling is mostly used by by secondary school children trying to hide an erection of their class crush.
The new science teacher is so hot, snorkeling was the only option to walk across the classroom without my trouser bulge being spotted.
by Taff Davies March 3, 2010
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Snorkeling

The act of tucking your penis up into your waistband to avoid the detection of your erection.
Molly looks so hot tonight, I'm having to go snorkeling so she doesn't think I'm weird.
by RandyCollinsworth May 13, 2016
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Snorkeling

The act of snorting a line of cocaine.
"Bring the straw, were gunna go snorkeling."
by Snorkel Master Kobra December 4, 2020
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snorkeling

the act of getting your dick sucked in a hot tub.
Oh shit, Krista is under the water sucking Girvans dick in the hot tub. Damb that bitch is snorkeling hard core!
by Jeff, steph, nikki, jill February 10, 2009
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snorkeling giraffe

An odd kind of nose tumor that is sometimes found in people named Matt Dahar. It is very malignant and grows over the person's face making it resemble a freakish mutated freak (much like in the case of Matt Dahar)
Dude... you got to get that snorkeling giraffe check
by Doom In Technicolor December 18, 2004
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semen snorkeling

when a person is wearing a veterinary cone over their head, to cum some much on a persons face, most likely requiring at least 9 guys cumming on one person, that they must use a snorkel.
If she hadn't been using that snorkel, in the act of semen snorkeling, she would have literally drowned in cum.
by Creative Pervert and his bro January 28, 2009
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