Sloop

Sloop is a more quirkier manner of suggesting one is in an excessive need of sleep but is present in a gathering of friends, and so, painfully refrains oneself from passing out at any given moment because of the lack of sleep, and proceeds to joke around, telling people he/she needs to “sloop” laughs, and ones friends join him/her with laughter, but we all know that one never sleeps, therefore sloops.

“Dude, I want to sloop. Hahaha just kidding, you guys are my only friends, I’m not gonna go sleep and miss this sweet sweet socialising. I could die of sleep deprivation, nah, just kidding AGAIN”

by Dogue Williams November 30, 2019

Slooper

A shit that comes out so smoothly it hits the water without a splash. The pleasure does not end there. Said turd slides around the u-bend with such grace it hardly leaves any need to flush.

Just been for a man-dump. It was a slooper so slipped out nicely with no mess.....

by BagBadJon November 21, 2010

shloooping

The word for spinning the click wheel fast through all of the songs on one's iPod.

"Look! I'm shloooping!"

by Rebecca and Lizzi May 15, 2005

Sloopie

A drunk slut. My friend was drunk one night and tried to call me a "slut" in a joking way and it came out "sloopie". Ever since then I have said sloopie instead of any other mean name I could come up with!

You were being such a sloopie last night.

by allikatttt April 18, 2011

sloop

The act of somebody falling asleep on the toilet during or after defecation.

Dick: Ah man he got so trashed the he slooped at the party.
Jane: Ah man, thats hilarious.

Or

Historical reference: Elvis was slooping when he died.

by The Sloop Master April 21, 2010

sooop

to decieve. to pull a fast one. often accompanied by a gentle tug to the bottom of ones eyelid. (pronounced "soup")

example 1:
dude a - wait a MINUTE! you told me this was a gentleman's club! this is a german pissshau! get me the fuck out of here!

dude b - soooop!( dude b tugs the bottom of his eyelid)
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example 2:

gent - girl, i love you. will you marry me?(gives missy a ring)

missy - yes. (takes ring) oh! wait! (throws ring back at gent) sooooop!(tugs bottom of eyelid)

gent - (holding back tears) harsh shit!

by James Moscater May 15, 2005

Sloopdie

A SLUT

no one likes anything better than a drunk sloopdie

by name mac Namerson August 1, 2008