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slobby door knobby

The act of removing a door knob and replacing it with ones man meat. Then in the middle of the night as your spouse awakens to urinate, still half asleep, stumbles into the darken bathroom. She goes to turn the door open and in the process gives you a mean indian burn that only a sick pervert would enjoy.
Sally to her Co Workers: I'm so tired, Henry my husband keeps me up all night with his massive slobby door knobby' s and his loud painful moans as he nurses his Indian burns.
by WhoDrankTheDongWater June 11, 2017
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slobby

Nicholas Sproul, the slobmeister
Damn, bitch! You been slobbin all on it!
by Tyrone August 23, 2004
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slobby tits

When a FEMALE lathers her tits with many types of alchohol. Then the MALE sucks on the tender She nipples until they are dry. Then puts the nipples in his anal cavity making it stinky. Her fallopian tubes will drop causeing major pleasure
Nicole and George preformed SLOBBY TITS. It gave him a boner
by poonhandlermcsausagefest February 20, 2009
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slobby joe

a slobby joe is a particularly vigorous, slobbery blow job.
by slobbyjoe June 15, 2017
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Slobsy

"Slobsy" or "Slobodan" is a way to describe a human who has the uncanny ability to talk mindlessly, whilst fossicking and rumaging through lunch boxes, whilst chargin a bilch at the same time!
Eyyyyy Slobsy!
by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003
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slobby dobby

when you recive a blowjob with a sock as a barrier
by lightning vagine May 4, 2018
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Sloanymaloney

The literal best tiktoker in the whole of the world, ligit nobody is better than him.
Wow isn't sloanymaloney such a good tiktoker
by Definitely not sloanymaloney February 21, 2020
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