slizzard 

to catch chlamydia through unsafe sexual practices

Shelly got slizzard while out partying but didn't show any symptoms.

slizzard by redmeat17 February 20, 2011

Slizzard 

The answer to every problem on Earth. It makes everyone happy and cures world hunger. But it could also lead to scary stuff like #NellinTheFire

Tom Cruise thinks scientology is the answer to all, but if he Slizzard then he would know he is wrong.

Hey Annette!
Yes Lincoln?
Wanna #slizzard and go to the #HushHushParty at Brock University?
YES I DO!

Slizzard by #SlizzardWizard August 29, 2010

slizzard 

a dude das drunk like i always am haha

Before I leave the house, i'm slizzard on a goose,
And i'm higher then a plane, so a nigga really loose

slizzard by shawnlll July 27, 2006

slizzard 

A southern Ohio term for a slutty girl.

Damn Sarah give good head. She's a dank slizzard.

slizzard by Real Heady Krizlo September 29, 2005

slizzard 

trife chick, dirty girl, female who gets around.

i had to drop her man, she was such a slizzard.

slizzard by Cup April 15, 2004

slizzard 

the loose skin in between your balls and the shaft of an erect and/or limp penis getting cut with a dull object. this can happen on purpuse or by accident! kind of like getting cirrcumsized.

ex. after being born, my doctor missed when trying to cirrcumsize me and gave me a slizzard.
ex. after being inductted into the boyscouts my denleader heald me down and slizzarded me
ex. BRO! that hurt so bad like a slizzard.

slizzard by lksrlgud&stf October 27, 2010

slizzard 

A slutty skeezeball.

Emily Crozier is a slizzard.

slizzard by Joe and Sidney .. November 2, 2010