Slizzered

verb- The act of chugging a Four Loko and eating a strawberry pop-tart. Can be done in groups of 2-4 which entails taking a chug or two of the Four Loko, eating a bite of the pop-tart, and then passing the Four Loko. Can also be done solo if you really want to get FUBAR. Predominantly found on Long Island, especially in the Massapequa area, but is currently being expanded to the Boston area with dispersion of college students.

I don't remember anything after we all got slizzered.

Yo man, let's get slizzered! I've got the Four Lokos!
I'll get the pop-tarts! What flavor?
Come on man, it HAS to be strawberry!

by JWOWW!! November 19, 2010

Slazer

A sleeveless and cutoff blazer.

Jenny: Oh my gosh what is he wearing?!?

Kaitlin: Did he really cut off the sleeves of his blazer?

Jenny: That's not a blazer its a Slazer!

by Jenness October 5, 2009

slizzerd

a verb meaning a male penis getting oraly stimulated by a female or male

she slizzerd me last night, i got slizzerd

by jimmay fallon January 16, 2011

slaizer snake

a big ass dick
largest of the snake family
very agressive around poon

did you see that slaizer snake, it was fuckin huge!!

by dick belong August 23, 2007

shazzered

another word for shattered.

i hit the pinecone with a stick and it shazzered.

by sammisays June 3, 2009

spazzercise

A form of aerobic exercise based on the music of the band Spazz

Man, he's worn out and beat up from thrashing so hard all the time and taking so many drugs. He needs to get into shape with some spazzercise.

by fake gurz June 15, 2009

slazered

(adj.) Slang for drunk; inebriated.

"Dude, let's get totally fucking slazered tonight!"

"I'm so slazered right now."

"What a pig, he must be slazered."

"Dude, let's get totally fucking slazered tonight!"

"I'm so slazered right now."

"What a pig, he must be slazered."

by ohsnaphi May 15, 2015