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Slaydick

a homosexual male version of Buffy who defeats evil doers by defacing their reproductive organs in hopes of deterring evil doers in the future. Primary weapon is a pink box cutter.
The Slaydick saved us all.
by Slaydick March 26, 2009
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slapdick

Someone who is equal parts dunce and douche-bag.

Someone who has nothing to offer.
I can't believe that slapdick George Bush was a two-term president.

Unless they thought I was a total slapdick, I should get the job.
by AmandaHugankiss April 24, 2010
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slapdick

an idiot, dumbass... someone who would rather slap their own dick, rather than give a fuck about you need them for
" Yeah, it's a good company, but there web designer must be a slapdick... site sucks! "
by XePhA88 July 30, 2003
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SlapStick

Someone who thinks he/ or she is funny, and crack themselves up over their own lame jokes, therefore making us laugh at them anyway
Our orofessor Dr. Allen
by SLAPSTICK April 1, 2003
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SlapDickery

Messing around, causing an accident that one person didnt want to happen in the first place
Boss: Stop that slapdickery before you break something
by BamThaKing April 1, 2016
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Slapdick

According to Coach Jason Brown from Netflix's Last Chance U - A person who does dumb shit and knows better, but simply cannot help him/herself. Someone who does dumb shit continuously, in a non-malicious manner.
Johnny is late for practice every day. That slapdick needs to start showing up on time.
by anonymous October 15, 2020
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Scapedick

An individual, group or country singled out for unmerited negative treatment or blame; then accepting the blame, and overly going along with the plan against them to the point of looking like a dick.
Xest: If you look at what happened with the DRM fiasco, we had Don insulting his customers...

UnknowingFool: Or maybe Mattrick was a scapegoat and was doing what he was told to do.

Xest: It's hard to imagine Mattrick was a scapegoat given that he implicated himself by defending so rabidly the DRM policies in interviews to the extent of insulting customers. I very much doubt his orders were "Don, go make a dick of yourself in public". I'm pretty sure he managed that all by himself.

NFN_NLN: I think we can all agree we've coined the new term: "scapedick" :)

Crowd: Mattrick was such a scapedick on the XBoxOne DRM issue.
by Anonymous Coward 1288712 July 27, 2013
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