slambony

A instant boner. When you do not expect or want it. It is quite embarrassing.

When Jackie walked into the room I got a slambony.

by Jay Ford December 9, 2008

shamonica

A beautiful spirited person. Strong willed and loving. Will give never asking for much in return. Shamonica has the spirit of a warrior. Will honor good but will dabble in a bit of bad when bored. Never leave Shamonica because she will always be there for you if she doesn't feel mistreated. Shamonica brings good luck to those around her.

Every since I met this new friend, Shamonica, so many good things have happened.

by LoveInLight December 25, 2016

Norwegian brown salmon

When i fuck your arse so hard the gaping chasm left behind is large enough to be filled with water and used for Norwegian salmon farming that produces a slightly darker shade of fish.

After performing the Norwegian brown salmon on Matt's arse hole not even the women's world champion sewing team could repair the damage.

by Soupfly January 30, 2019

Yammin' In Salmon

When your boy is lookin' icy in a Salmon fit; can also simply be a mindset

Person 1: Yo, I like your fit
Person 2: Yeah, I woke up and decided I would be yammin' in salmon for the day

by IcyC&MitchyD October 20, 2020

samonberry

20th century artist, based largely on the west-coast of America. Considered a 'pop' or 'psychedelic' artist, also one of the founders of the art-car movement.
some examples at www.samonberry.com

"yo, that bus is almost as cool as Samonberry's!"
~or~
"thats totally Samonberry style"

by jillian simian September 28, 2006

gutted salmon

A large juicy and succulent vagina with mouth-wateringly sweet pink and fleshy lips..

Not so appealing to vegans and vegetarians..

More a gourmet dish for the committed practicing Vaginarian..

Must be eaten fresh, or it rapidly becomes a musky mackerel, which is not quite so fresh, or even worse, a rancid pilchard..

Big lady was a strange name for a woman who was only slightly above average height and was not really more weighty than the average western factory farm fed female.. (220lbs)..

But it became clear on webcam that her diet of cakes and lard had somehow enabled her to showcase a gutted salmon to her fans the likes of which is rare seen online and that a gent could definitely lose his head in when searching for his wrist watch in the morning after the pleasures of the night..

by Drex Johnson October 18, 2016

shamone

Shamone comes from the Michael Jackson song "Bad" released in 1987. It is a distinctive deliberate mispronunciation of "come on" used frequently by Jackson, occasionally spelt "cha'mone", "jamone" or more commonly "shamone".

Today shamone can be used pretty much the same way "word" is commonly used.

"Come on, man, we're going to the bar. I said, SHAMONE!"

"Ok, I'm coming."

by efyoo2 June 26, 2009