Skret

(skr-eh-t)
An insult used to tell someone that they're a dirty/filthy sperm cell.

"dude, i wish your mom ate your dad's skret."

"fuck you, i'm not a fucking skret."

by nep and ell July 27, 2018

Sketalitis

Somebody that can’t stop dating skets

‘Bro you’ve got sketalitis’

by George_vr_08 October 30, 2018

skret

A little annoying cunt who pisses off everyone and thinks hes the biggest thug on earth (usually compensating for a small cock)

LITTLE SKRET: *does something annoying*
EVERYONE ELSE: fuck off you little skret

by SKRETY NIGGER November 12, 2019

skrewater

Peanut butter whiskey & water

I'll take a skrewater to drink this evening.

by Locsters April 30, 2021

Sketastic

The act of preforming sexual mutual dealings with more than one partner

Lee: Hey hows it going fellas

Alex: fancy a threesome?

Lee: sketastic!

by Davidthedog February 26, 2009

sketalaid

pronounced sket-a-laid

When you get laid by a sket

Boy 1 -'I was so drunk and desperate last night I ended up getting sketalaid'

Boy2- 'Who was the lucky girl'

Boy1 - 'Amy red the little chief'

Boy2 - 'SHAAAMMEEE, you've blatantly got sketalaids now.'

by AmyRed April 8, 2008

Sretan rođendan!

Croatian for "Happy birthday!"

Sretan rođendan!

by Spacey Spacey March 28, 2010