monkey straps

When two black men hang their members over a girls shoulders and get jacked off

Dude that bitch is so dirty she must get monkey straps by everyone in school

by Jaime Lannisterasdasdasd April 12, 2014

Skraped

Takes place when an innocent victim unknowingly enters an internet video call on a Skype date without knowing how the conversation will go. A combination of "Skype" and "rape". Often used when video chatting an unfamiliar person.

MJ: I'm supposed to do a Skype date tonight with this guy I met in class...

TO: Oh shit! Be careful, make sure to leave the light on so you don't get Skraped

by MaryJ11 January 26, 2011

Skrape

Where rape is committed via Skype

In a conference call where things go badly wrong - Skrape

by N1 motherfuckers November 25, 2009

pull yourself up by your boot straps

literally referring to what Abraham Lincoln (read a few law books he found in a junk barrel, then became a lawyer and later President of The United States and Booker T Washington (learned to read and write as a sailor's) actually did, this term means:

to legally work, or rather legally to nigger, one's way up the social ladder of one's society in one's zeitgeist using nothing but one's own blood, sweat, toil, common sense, education and street-smarts, and not relying on your country's social assistance/welfare system (provided of course you are able bodied and not mentally ill to the point of not being able to work)

son: I don't understand how Abraham Lincoln legally achieved what he did. He was born on a bloody farm.

father: Jordan, just stop blabbering and learn the meaning of the phrase to pull yourself up by your boot straps and you'll do just as well. Now good night.

by Crazy Uncle Dimma July 23, 2012

Skrash

When Skype continually crashes. Mostly after updates that improve your "Skype" experience.

"Sorry, had a Skrash"

by Theonlyryno February 28, 2016

Rat Scraps

"Rat scraps" is a phrase whose variations can be used as nouns, verbs, adjectives or adverbs. It usually relates to something nasty, dirty, scrappy, dank or trashy. It also can have literal connotation relating to rodents or small pieces of something. The phrase is often used to describe something involving females, garbage or ranch dressing.

See also the Rat-Scraps Rap.

"Let's get some rat scraps and slather up some ranch."

"Get yo scrappy-ass rat titties outta here!"

"Bitch, you is all up in mah rat scraps."

by Jdizzlerizzleranch January 23, 2009

skrapa

a scrap, a peice of shit, a no good dirty sewer rat. aka as surenos

lets kill that fucking skrapa!!

by bigbadnorteno415 August 10, 2006