The Crye Skinny Jeans Effect 

T͟Hē Crye ˈskin•ē jēns I•fekt

1- A condition desired when wearing Crye Precision Combat Pants when they have the most good looking and comfortable fit: When they are fitted well to your physique.

2- A state when your Crye Combat Pants almost look like skinny jeans; it is at that point you know you're Cryes fit right.

3- When as a completely heterosexual dude, you know your ass looks good in Cryes, you know you have achieved the right effect of attractiveness from the opposite sex (

"I just walked past that group of babes and they all rubber necked, thanks to the The Crye Skinny Jeans Effect"

The Crye Skinny Jeans Effect by nI/Gger September 26, 2012

Crack Ho Skinny Diet 

Diet so severe and lacking in nutrition, the person on it either has the goal of looking like a crack whore or trying to get back down to their birth weight. Composed of "nibbling" instead of eating, even buffet plates of food look like appetizers. Food items such as tacos and burritos are comprised of a few small pieces of rinsed turkey meat and a single sliver of cheese (if they splurge). The avid dieter even orders small waters to go with their salads to avoid the calories ice contains.

Customer: "i'll have the 3 inch turkey club sandwich with the turkey meat dragged across the bread, a pickle with no juice and a small water."
Subway: "you must be on the crack ho skinny diet."

Dieter: "I like to put lemon juice on my baked potatoe as a butter substitute, tastes just like it"
Observer: "you dumb bitch, lemon makes anything taste like LEMON!"

Crack Ho Skinny Diet by John Wesley February 12, 2008

Violet Chachki The Skinny Legend 

skinny legend

Friend 1: have you seen violet chachki the skinny legend?
Friend 2: oh yeah, is she the skinny bitch that won s7 of cupfuls drag race?

Violet Chachki The Skinny Legend by Andie.vs December 8, 2020

Cyber Skinny 

Attempting to make your fat ass look skinny on the internet by deleting pictures of your larger self on social networking sites such as MySpace and Facebook. Includes cropping pictures so that larger parts of your frame are not visible.

Not to be confused with photoshopping your own pictures, that is just plain lying.

Emily used to be fat in college, but you would never know that by looking at her Facebook profile because she is now cyber skinny.

Cyber Skinny by 2-6 Mafia June 4, 2009

chune skinny 

adj. a female who is thinner than what an average person would call skinny.

a desired female type by some men, the quest for "chune skinny" might cause anorexia, but anorexic girls are disqualified from being chune skinny. Chune skinny girls are healthy.

- dude, check her out, she's chune skinny!
- no, dude. she's skinny, but not chune skinny.
- you're right you should be able to see her hipbones by just looking at her midriff.

- paris hilton is chune skinny
- so is heidi montag.
- yeah, but nicole richie is not chune skinny, because she looks sick.
- is jessica alba chune skinny?
- yeah, she used to be just skinny, now she is chune skinny, just like mischa barton.

chune skinny by orch January 24, 2008

Captain Skinny-Dick 

Someone who is short tempered, frequently asserts themselves over others, and wrongly accuses people for things they didn't do. They are usually a complete asshole as well.

Joe: "Did you hear about what Bob did yesterday?"

Tom: "Yeah, he took control of the Soup Kitchen, claimed himself as King of the Homeless, and then accused the lead chef of murdering his cat."

Joe: "Yeah, he's a Captain Skinny-Dick"

Captain Skinny-Dick by SucklinTeets June 16, 2014

Colored Skinny Jeans 

The worst trend of the 21st Century. People wear them for attention, because they too know that they look like a circus.

Gina: Do you like my new colored skinny jeans?

Adam: Not gonna lie, Gina. I think you look ridiculous.

Gina: Oh i know, I'm trying to be different so people will look at me.

Adam: In that case, you look great!

Colored Skinny Jeans by Ivana Yamama February 7, 2009