by astroworld February 24, 2019
Get the skinman mug.A trail of smeared shit extending from the anus to the base of one's vagina and or penis. Usually left by a shamefull act know as the wipe forward.
Dude i was at the Team Hancock party and i found another fat bitch. I bent her over Cole's bed and got ready to throw her the spear but, when i leaned in to do her in the brown eye.........my cock was cuaght on a fresh secret skidmark and suddennly i was caught in her nasty fat cunt. I had no hat so i tried to pull out but got cuaght...now a year later she shows up with a little bastard and says its mine! I told her to fuck off and eat the kid.
by Team Hancock December 26, 2005
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Get the skiba mug.Lead singer and guitarist for Alkaline trio, and of course, fucking hot.
His lyrics are pure poetry.
His lyrics are pure poetry.
Crack my head open on your kitchen floor
To prove to you that I have brains
Meanwhile, tin men are lead by little girls
Down golden roads that lead to nowhere
Fine time to fake a seizure
Feel your mouth on mine, you're saving me
lol, <3 matt skiba.
To prove to you that I have brains
Meanwhile, tin men are lead by little girls
Down golden roads that lead to nowhere
Fine time to fake a seizure
Feel your mouth on mine, you're saving me
lol, <3 matt skiba.
by 45hl3y. August 2, 2008
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Get the chunky skidmark mug.Lead singer and guitarist for punk rock band Alkaline Trio. Born in Chicago, he now resides in Los Angeles with his fiancee Monica Parker. He is also extremely hot.
by angel of darkness July 25, 2008
Get the matt skiba mug.The stain left behind when a semen-filled orifice is dragged across a flat surface. Named for its resemblance to feta crumbs that have been half-heartedly wiped up off the dinner table.
Emma, you left a really disgusting feta skidmark on my parents couch the other day. Clean yourself up.
by FettySkid December 19, 2015
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