Noun. A morally loose woman, particularly unattractive, and usually found lingering around the local bar at last call. Usually deemed a last resort when all other favorable options have been exhausted or depleted.
Geez, looks like I'm going to have to settle for a skelterwag tonight.
Hey, I'm drunk and feeling wild. I wonder if there are any skelterwags at the bar tonight.
Ok, you take the hot one and I'll take one for the team tonight and sleep with that old skelterwag.
Hey, I'm drunk and feeling wild. I wonder if there are any skelterwags at the bar tonight.
Ok, you take the hot one and I'll take one for the team tonight and sleep with that old skelterwag.
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The God and master of spookyness, pray to him by saying thank Mr.skeltal and drink or eat any possible form of calcium mostly milk. Mr.skeltal is known for aggressively dooting
person 1: Thank Mr.skeltal
Person 2: get the calcium, DOOT
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Person 2: get the calcium, DOOT
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Get the Dome light skeetsman mug.The experience of being humiliated and the feelings of degradation attained as a result of someone being condescending or demeaning through a completely asinine remark or unnecessary low blow
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Friend 1: What are you getting into tonight; down to get mangled and pick up some pigs at the local watering hole?
Friend 2: Nah, I would, but I’m going to a Broadway show with my mom, then dinner. Want to chill later and watch a movie?
Friend 3: I’m down for the movie night only if your mom joins. I’d love to get that bitch pregnant.
Friend 1: BOOM! You just got skelterblasted!
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Son you just got Skelterblasted!
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Friend 1: Damn, I think this girl’s the one…
Friend2: Bro, are you serious? It’s a known fact she’s a whore, got trashed by half of our friends, and known fact that she’s got herpes.
Friend3: Skelterblasted!
Friend 1: What are you getting into tonight; down to get mangled and pick up some pigs at the local watering hole?
Friend 2: Nah, I would, but I’m going to a Broadway show with my mom, then dinner. Want to chill later and watch a movie?
Friend 3: I’m down for the movie night only if your mom joins. I’d love to get that bitch pregnant.
Friend 1: BOOM! You just got skelterblasted!
Example:
Son you just got Skelterblasted!
Example:
Friend 1: Damn, I think this girl’s the one…
Friend2: Bro, are you serious? It’s a known fact she’s a whore, got trashed by half of our friends, and known fact that she’s got herpes.
Friend3: Skelterblasted!
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like they say in that beatles' song, wonderfully covered by siouxsie and the banshees, "When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide"
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