Scott sitter

When someone called Scott misses a sitter in a game of football

"FFS he's done a Scott sitter "

by Owen court February 28, 2017

shitty sock

When you have been short changed or generally pissed off by someone and you need to get back at them. You proceed to dump your load into a sock, preferably a large stretchy sock, then swing it around and slap the said person across their face.

The bitch stole all my money, she needs a shitty sock.

by phatmedia August 21, 2008

lookin ass nigga ass nigga ass bitch nigga nigga ass ass nigga sittin on his dick ass nigga

nicki minaj referring to someone she dislikes

nicki minaj: Look at y’all niggas
Niggas
Look at y’all niggas
Niggas

Look at y’all smokin’ ass niggas
After every pull, niggas start chokin’ ass niggas
Nigga-nigga
Look at y’all bitch ass niggas
Stop lyin’ on your dick ass niggas
Nigga-nigga
lookin ass nigga ass nigga ass bitch nigga nigga ass ass nigga sittin on his dick ass nigga

by bullshit meister November 6, 2017

Sitting on a cigar

The need to make a bowel movement.

Dude! Stop at the next rest stop. I'm sitting on a cigar.

by Chipf70 March 11, 2012

bench sitting

Leisure activity unique to University of Mary Washington students where one or more students observe the activities and/or listen to the conversations of others while sitting on a campus walk bench. It is common for those participating in bench sitting to point and laugh at those whom they are observing. Bench sitting can also be used to observe UMW squirrels.

Not to be confused with "sitting on a bench."

"Two UMW students were bench sitting and watched as a girl nearly walked into a trash can. They pointed and laughed at her."

by Dontknowwhatmynameis April 14, 2008

Shitty Sullivan

The cousin of the dirty sanchez, a full beard of feces instead of just a little under the nose.

Jesse: did you end up going to cody's last night?

Tanner: Yeah I gave him such a shitty sullivan!

Jesse: Thats fucking gross but he deserves it cuz hes a drunk irish bastard.

by -Irish Thunder Hunter March 3, 2010

sitting on a stick

The uncomfortable circumstance associated with an unavoidable delay in bowel evacuation.

By the time I reached my stop, I had to shit so bad that I almost didn't make it off the bus. It felt like I was sitting on a stick.

by YAWA May 14, 2015