Simon Cowell 

An extremely sweet, sexy, funny, charming British man who is most known for his juding on both Pop Idol and American Idol.

I want to marry Simon Cowell.

Simon Cowell by Kirstie May 20, 2004

Simon Cowell 

Quite possibly the most cruel person in the world right after Adolf Hitler. Also the only honest judge on the show American Idol. Maybe too honest.

Jon: Did you hear about what Simon Cowell did on American Idol?

Tom: Yes, I heard he ate a puppy!

Simon Cowell by tha wun hoo kann splell February 9, 2007

Simon Cowell 

that guy

“look it’s simon cowell”
“i like that guy”
“ya”
*punches paper towels*

Simon Cowell by it’s not too late but neverthe April 29, 2021

Simon cowell 

Simon Cowell is not the following.

He is not:

Rude
Cruel
Mean
A bully

He is:

A man of integrity who is bluntly honest with his contestants. After all, honesty is more ethnically than sugarcoating things and quite frankly he is doing them a favour by saving them from embarrassing themselves on stage and live TV.

Simon Cowell is a man of probity who portrays morals and decency.

Simon cowell by UltimateDoge May 7, 2021

Simon Cowell 

A Hot top. Secretly gay for David Walliams, one of the Bgt's judges.

Used when you're straight but gay for one person.

A: Wtf dude...are you Simon Cowell for him.
B: yeah kinda.

Simon Cowell by Believe it or not 🙄 November 25, 2021

Simon Cowell 

Ugly fucking cunt I hate more than myself

PEOPLE I DONT REALLY LIKE
YOU
MYSELF
SIMON FUCKING COWELL
I REALLY SIMON COWELL
THE TWA-

Simon Cowell by CLEOELI December 6, 2021

simon cowell 

booooo

"simon cowell? boooooo!"

simon cowell by anonymous August 27, 2023