Mountain of Smiling Bodies

An Abnormality from the games, Lobotomy Corporation, and Library of Ruina... A major pain in the ass if under equipped too

Guy: Man, I'd fuck the shit out of Mountain of Smiling Bodies
Me: Bro it's literally a carrion blob that would chomp off your dick off

by RoyalSpaz February 8, 2022

Siblings

1. The reason your mom knows where you hide your porn, drugs, and alcohol
2. Demonic forces sent down from wherever to punish those who try to enjoy their life
3. Punching bags
4. Someone to blame the broken window on.

It's all because of my Siblings

by Robot Hippy August 21, 2008

Sibling Code

The unspoken rule that what is said between siblings about parents or other siblings, stays between siblings. It's like the man code or the bro code, but with siblings. It's like Vegas. People who violate this unspoken rule are considered untrustworthy. Breaking the code is akin to betrayal. The phrase is never said out loud unless it is being explained to someone who for some reason did not become aware of it through osmosis or other siblings' example.

Sibling1: "Dude, you can't tell Mom I said this, but she's a little oversensitive."

Sibling2: "Mom said it wasn't nice that you called her oversensitive. Then she cried."

Sibling1: "Are you freaking kidding me??!!! Look, I thought you would have gotten the hint by now, but there's this thing called the Sibling Code..."

by YourSister August 31, 2013

Simping

'Simping' is the art of trying to act like a girl's boyfriend when you don't really even know her, when she already has a boyfriend, or when she has explicitly stated she is not interested in you romantically. The 'Simp' convinces himself that he is more important than he actually is AND that he is sexually desirable to his person of obsession. It's nothing but a delusion, but you bet your ass he will do anything and everything for his person of obsession, especially if she has a boyfriend. If she's got a boyfriend, the 'Simp' goes into full competition mode and sets himself out to prove he 'does things her shitty boyfriend would never do'. For his efforts, the 'Simp' receives almost nothing in return from the person he has targeted, and rightfully so. 'Simps' spend their money, time, and life giving everything to someone who gives them nothing in return except maybe a little attention every now and then just to keep them on the hook. Also, this is really important, some women are aware of the simp(s) in her life & some aren't. It all depends on the situation, so don't automatically assume every single female has a horde of 'Simps' that she's using to pay her rent and car insurance every month. However, If she is aware of her simp(s) AND has not cut them out completely, then you bet your ass she is entertaining them ever so slightly to be able to get what she wants out of them. More power to her though, you go girl, that's a fucking sweet deal.

Jason is simping hardcore, bro. He's giving Gabby rides to and from work every day, and he spent $250 on her birthday present. She even told him that her boyfriend forgot to get her a present, and that's the last thing he needed to know because now he's convinced himself he actually has a chance!

by KeyLimeElf July 30, 2020

platonic simping

verb: Simping for some one in a platonic sense; wanting to be someone's friend really bad, or in a simp-like manor. Usually used by people on the asexual/aromantic spectrum to express attraction to someone that isn't sexual/romantic.

Avery, watching tv: Aww, Yamaguchi is such an angel, I would love to just hang out with him!

Emery: Dude, we are both platonic simping for Yamaguchi so much!

by UshiwakaIsAsexual January 22, 2021

Simping

The act of treating someone like a celebrity while getting treated as their fan.

John is simping for Jane.

by Leafdroid April 3, 2020

Sibling

A sibling is a dirty asswipe that gains its energy off making your life a hellhole. Your luck is especially unfortunate when you have multiple siblings within a small/medium average age gap
Siblings are there to 1) test your patience 2) ruin your life and 3) make you want to jump out your window, needless to say they also make you want to punch them in the face when you want to take a shower so they run in there first and lock the door when they weren't thinking about but only run in there because you say it.

You know when your family has lost the egg and sperm lottery when your siblings even go to the extent of counting out food so you both have the same exact amount.

"Hey bitch, it was unfortunate that you were the one who has to be my sibling. Stop being related to me. Thank you."

by You can go away now February 10, 2019